For all you who think Spongebob's aiding of Homisexurals is new,

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Explain this:

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0403/spongebob.html

Complete shock filled the Landover Baptist main sanctuary last Sunday as Pastor Deacon Fred revealed in graphic detail, decadent hidden sexual messages in the popular cartoon series, Sponge Bob, Square Pants™. Mrs. Ida Denkins, who was seated in the first pew, fainted in the middle of the presentation and had to be rushed to Landover Baptist Hospital. Church usher, Bob Halburg, had an immediate reaction to the slide show that went straight to his stomach. He vomited so forcefully that pieces of his steaming breakfast were sprayed across nearly 15 pews. All total, at least two-dozen church members became physically ill after being exposed to the disgusting garbage that Hollywood is pumping into our children’s heads.

“I found out about this disgusting little yellow cartoon character, quite by accident,” said Pastor Deacon Fred. “I was laying on the couch with my grandson, and must have fallen asleep, so he was unmonitored in front of the television set. When I woke up, my head had leaned back over the side of the couch. My neck was craned in such a way that I was looking at the television set upside down. I reacted immediately to what I saw there, and was able to flip over and grab my grandson by his hair and fling him across the room, thankfully, knocking him unconscious long enough for me to get to the remote control and switch back to Fox news, where they were showing Godly footage of our Christian troops blowing up ignorant Arabiacs. I have no idea how much mental damage my grandson suffered while he was exposed to that cartoon show while I was asleep, but I’ll tell you what, I won’t hesitate to sue the bastards that put this junk on TV if we find out anything happened to my grandson!”

“From what we’ve found,” says Dr. Edwards, “is that we have what appears to be a little yellow sponge that talks like a pervert. When you turn it upside down, there are two unmistakable testicles and a semi-erect penis hanging from its face. Thank Jesus that children are not watching this program standing on their heads, or we’d all be in trouble.” Dr. Edwards also revealed that the entire cartoon series has houses, plants, animals, and demon-like creatures (most of which are shaped like sex organs) floating around, talking nonsense. “One purple penis shaped creature even moans and giggles uncontrollably whenever he sees one of his ‘pals,’ like he is secretly masturbating himself to them.” Click here to listen, if you don’t believe it!

“Is it okay for a person to take off their pants and walk around upside down so that his penis and testicles look like his nose and eyes? NO! So why should we allow a cartoon character to do the same thing while standing right side up? It’s ludicrous!” said Pastor Deacon Fred. “There is no doubt that we need to put a stop to this so-called, Sponge Bob, and his Square Penis. If we don’t, we'll soon be coming home to houses full of children, stripped of their clothes, hand walking around the living room spitting gibberish! We’ve already got our lawyers preparing a lawsuit.”



As you can see, Spongebob was corrupting your children from the very beginning. Now, you all know what must be done. Contact Falwell and Robertson immediately!

[MichaelHarris]

1. how many kids

watch Spongebob upside down?

[Karmadillo]

4. All the kids in Australia.

n/t

[MichaelHarris]

7. hahahahahah

didn't think about them

[NC_Nurse]

2. BWAAHAHAHAHA!

What asshats!

Upside-down genitalia? Priceless.

[Anakin Skywalker]

3. First Twinky Winky, Now this!

No worries though, Pat Robertson, Jerry Feelwell and Super Duper George (our beloved Preznit) will save America from all this evil "librul" influence!

[Fleshdancer]

5. HA!

[kiraboo]

6. I think it's interesting that SpongeBob is called out

while Boohbah (PBS KIDS) gets a pass. Has anybody seen this? My youngest son recognized the creatures on the show to be uncircumcised penii. I kid you not.

[EC]

8. These guys are all crazy preverts...

I swear, any cartoon character with round eyes and a long nose would look the same way upside down. or look at a human face upside down...these guys are just obsessed with sex...

and isn't this child abuse: I reacted immediately to what I saw there, and was able to flip over and grab my grandson by his hair and fling him across the room, thankfully, knocking him unconscious long enough for me to get to the remote control and switch back to Fox news, where they were showing Godly footage of our Christian troops blowing up ignorant Arabiacs. I have no idea how much mental damage my grandson suffered while he was exposed to that cartoon show while I was asleep, but I’ll tell you what, I won’t hesitate to sue the bastards that put this junk on TV if we find out anything happened to my grandson!”

and how much mental damage did HE DO THROWING HIS GRANDKID ACROSS THE ROOM AND KNOCKING HIM UNCONSCIOUS? and how much moral damage is he doing teaching this kid that killing is okay as long as the one you kill is different than you?

[robbedvoter]

9. Good ol' Betty Bowers! One step ahead of them.

You did know it was parody, right?

[GRLMGC]

10. Good lord!

Wait, isn't this a joke?

[tjdee]

11. Some DO think Spongebob has a homosexual agenda.

There was a thread on this...I think...I remember talking about it in the lounge.

An elderly fundie flat out said that to me. Had I not had (a Spongebob loving) kiddo in tow, I would have found out just what the hell she was on about.

I can pretty much guarantee she's not seen one episode.