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zbdent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-20-05 06:03 PM
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Next time some lobotomized R tells you that "God put * in office"
Ask them "Why does God hate America so much that he sent his only nitwit down to destroy it?"
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Sparkle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-20-05 06:05 PM
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1. Haha. Good one.
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Cyrano Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-20-05 06:05 PM
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2. Because God is a Texan.
Putting on my raincoat for all the shit that's coming my way over this one.
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Up2Late Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-20-05 06:11 PM
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6. Naaa, I Say we give Texas back to Mexico
At least the part with all the Stupid people. :grr:

I'll leave that to the rest of you, to decide which parts are worth keeping:nuke:
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sandnsea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-20-05 06:05 PM
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3. God of the US?
Or God of the world, cuz ain't no way the world would have voted to put Bush into office. Even if we'd limited the vote to Christians only.
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txaslftist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-20-05 06:06 PM
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4. God put Genghis Khan in office, too.
And Mussolini and Hitler.

Predestination doesn't always mean benevolence.
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glitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-20-05 06:07 PM
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5. Who put Hitler in office? Just asking. nt
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GreenPartyVoter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-20-05 06:36 PM
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7. Nah. Just tell them if they want to live in a theocracy, move to Iran
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Would Jesus love a liberal? You bet!
http://timeforachange.bluelemur.com/
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No Exit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-20-05 06:51 PM
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8. "Vengeance is Mine, saith the Lord"
That's what I would have wanted on my sign, had I had the good fortune to be among the protesters.

Of course, under those words I'd have had: "FEAR God's justice, George W. Bush!"

He has much to fear when he meets his Maker--if he HAS a Maker.
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