2005 State Of The Monkey Face (images from the SOTU!)

[DistressedAmerican]

Glad to see he hasn't lost the monkey face for the second term! It makes my life much easier. John Stewart's too!

Baboon faced freakshow! And this missing link has the nerve to argue that we AREN'T descended from apes!

Distressed American
www.seedsofdoubt.com/distressedamerican/main.htm

Don't Give Them A Moment's Rest in '05!

FOR THOSE OF YOU WITH A BUSH HANGOVER I OFFER UP:

[Pam-Moby]

1. I would love to spank that monkey. n/t

[robbedvoter]

3. EEEEEEEW! nt

[DistressedAmerican]

8. I think that is the shot at the bottom middle!

Who's under there?

[ElsewheresDaughter]

2. LOL very good!

[DistressedAmerican]

4. On A Related Topic, Maureen Dowd On Creationists And Bush!

Funny!
http://www.nytimes.com/2005/02/03/opinion/03dowd.html?ex=1108098000&en=437eeca5d2ace4ac&ei=5070

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Inherit the Windbags
By MAUREEN DOWD

Published: February 3, 2005


ASHINGTON

Do male nipples prove evolution?

Not at all, according to a Web site for a planned Creation Museum devoted to showing that the Bible is literally true.

Nipples may be biologically de trop for men, an "expert" on the site notes, but that doesn't mean they resulted from natural selection. They could just as well be a decorating feature of the Creator's (like a hood ornament). Who are we to question His designs, since we cannot presume to comprehend His mind?
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[WildClarySage]

5. You notice those fundys never make the 'logical' leap that

nipples on men prove that God is Female (having made man in HER image)

That's blasphemy, compared with evolution which is simply wrong in their bizarro world.

[DistressedAmerican]

6. Now there's a subversive point!

"I can only assume that you will burn in hell!"
- Book Of Bush 666:999

[DistressedAmerican]

7. I do have to admit, they're not serving me much good.

At best I'd see them as ornamental.

[Just Me]

9. Hilarious. Thanks. eom