I invented "Anybody but Bush".

[TheOriginalAmerican]

I was saying that stuff in 2000 during the primaries. I was saying that almost anybody in the primaries winning would be better than Bush. John McCain would have been better than Bush for example.

I didn't like the guy because he just loved killing people through the death penalty too much. What a disgusting "man".

I also didn't like him because he wanted to keep parents from suing teachers who injured their kids at school in a paddling. I'm pro-child and always have been. Does it hit politicians that somebody might vote pro-child when they spew their anti-child non-sense?

I also just didn't want another Bush. Yuk! Bushes are ugly.

The Republicans could have chosen from a number of different people to elect for the primaries, but they voted in Bush. What was the matter with them? Stupid is what they are!

[dorktv]

1. I invented sliced bread.

[BlueJazz]

4. Oh Yeah? I invented "I invented"

:)

[LittleClarkie]

8. That old commercial running through my head

"I get mistaken for my dad. Sometimes my mom calls me dad. I wear my dad's pants."

"I invented pants."

NOT GOING ANYWHERE FOR A WHILE?

[mzmolly]

2. I invented the wheel.

;)

[LittleClarkie]

3. I invented the internet

Well, one of the internets at least.

[alittlelark]

5. I invented the internets!

[AutumnMist]

6. I Invented Sarcastic Remarks That Aren't True

Hey I am telling the truth! (sarcastic humor here people). :) Glad you stuck to your guns T.H.A.

[AutumnMist]

11. Oops

T.O.A.! Sorry, my glasses are not with me at the moment. LOL.

[CoffeeCat]

7. I invented the big bang...

...what do you guys think so far?

:)

[LittleClarkie]

10. I'll come back to haunt you.

Badda bing.

[CoffeeCat]

12. I also invented frozen bagged vegetables in cheese sauce (n/t)

[alittlelark]

9. I also invented Worcestershire sauce, ... and sake too !!

[AP]

13. Well, now I know whom to blame for one of the dumbest things I heard

Democrats say this year.

I guess I can't blame you for the sentiment. But, man, did you make it hard for people to focus on what they stood for rather than what they were against.

Every time I heard someone make that statement like it was a badge of honor I though to myself, "you don't know how much damage you're doing to John Kerry and the Democrats' chances this year."

[seriousstan]

17. Agreed, simply being against a candidate doesn't equate into

support for another. It actually shows ambivalence to ward your candidate. Now if I could find the fool that invented "sheeple". That one really served us poorly.

[AP]

19. LBJ predicted Republicans would lose miserably in '64 because they spent

all their time talking about how much they didn't like about him and no time talking about why they were better.

If you're only talking about what you're against and not what you're for, you're never going to win.

[Hippo_Tron]

14. Yea, the Republicans could've picked Alan Keyes as their nominee

And boy would that have been a fun election.

[PassingFair]

15. I invented...

the side part!

[musette_sf]

16. Lewis? Zat you?

(Richard Lewis, the guy who says he invented "the BLANK from Hell".)

[liveoaktx]

18. I invented Jolt Cola and am now obscenely rich

[pamela]

20. I invented a better mousetrap.

You take a paper plate and set it half on/half off the kitchen counter. Next, place a large plastic garbage can under the overhanging plate. Put a Cheeto or a dab of peanut butter on the edge of the plate that is hanging off the counter. The mouse runs onto the plate and then falls in the can. It really works and no messy squished mouse guts to deal with.

[EC]

21. Okay, here's my story on how Nike got the "just do it" logo

A friend and I were out swimming in our bikinis and this group of suits were watching us...this was near a convention center where Nike was meeting...the water was a bit cold and my friend didn't want to get wet too fast, so I just dived in screaming Just do It...




congrats to coining the phrase, too bad it was used by the pundits to try and make a case of how unpopular Kerry was....

[dvaravati]

22. ABB is why bush is president

I wouldn't be going around taking credit for that.

[blm]

23. Yep. The media used it to diminish Kerry and mock him. It was a dangerous

tool to hand a media who intended to keep Bush propped up for their corporate masters.