We're Backing Blair in the UK General Election - please come and help us!

[manic]

Visit the site

See our first campaign ad

Confused? Read the FAQ

You may remember that we Brits tried to help you with your election. Time to return the favour.

;-)

PS - My personal launch post will provide further enlightenment if you need it:
http://www.bloggerheads.com/archives/2005/02/backing_blair_l_1.asp

[applegrove]

1. What are the choices?

[manic]

2. It's between

Blair, who has morped into a right-wing cunt, and Michael Howard, who is a well-established right-wing cunt, and Charles Kennedy (Lib-Dems), who doesn't stand a snowball's chance in hell of getting in.

[LittleClarkie]

3. Well, at least Michael is an honest cunt

So which is most desirable?

I will link y'all to my site. Good luck to you. Hope it works out better for you than it did for us. Don't forget. Paper ballots. Must have paper ballots. Say it with me. Paper ballots.

I hear Blair is now beating the war drum on Iran. You'd think he'd learned by now.

[tjwmason]

5. We'd never dream of anything other than paper.

Our elections are more simple, one is only voting for 1 member of Parliament (the government is formed by the majority party in the House of Commons) so there is no need to go beyond paper.

The problem comes with the current experiments with all postal ballots which make jiggery pokery much easier.

[Mr Creosote]

6. My choice would be Kennedy

but as that's unlikely, I don't care which of the others it is - so long as they have a very tiny majority, or preferably none at all. I find the whole thing confusing, all the information suggests an easy win for Bliar - yet Labour seem to be running really scared - the anti-semitic attacks on Letwin and Howard have been extraordinary.

[theHandpuppet]

9. Well, you already lost me...

... with your liberal use of sexist vulgarity.

[bullimiami]

14. blair has proven to be a liar

unforgivable.

i will never vote for a lying war criminal no matter what stamp is on it.

[mazzarro]

4. I don't buy this idea of supporting Blair

The idea of this f**ker still on the world political scene drives me insane. I think that Charles Kennedy and the Lib-Dems should be given a better chance rather than being written off. I do believe that the Labour party needs to be taught a lesson about the support they gave for this immoral war.

[LittleClarkie]

7. So do they, it's a very Orwellian site

They mean the exact opposite of "Back Blair."

I love the poster "No alternative."

Read the FAQ.

[Mr Creosote]

8. So insane

that you didn't read the FAQs yet :-) Or watch the video :-) This is a great campaign.

[jmatthan]

10. Absolutely great

I laughed my head-off. True British satire.

Most Americans will not likely understand, even if they do read your FAQ.

What was the front page of the Daily Mirror when Bush was reselected?!!

Hope you guys succeed!!

Jacob Matthan
Oulu, Finland

[theresistance]

11. How many people are going to go to a tiny link that

actually explains they're against Blair? If they are against Blair they should make it clearer. This seems a bit silly...but maybe I'm not getting it?

[manic]

12. Did you watch that documentary The Office?

It was jolly good. I never knew offices were like that in real life. If they added a laugh-track, it could very well have been a comedy.

;-)

[muriel_volestrangler]

13. Well, maybe, but I'm not sure you have the 'car crash' compulsiveness

that great satire needs - ie "this is so horrible, but I can't help looking at it". At the moment, too much of it looks like "I love Tony" without any specifics - eg "I luv Tone because he listens to people, but doesn't pay attention to those millions of protestors who think they have a right to be heard". In particular, you have to go to the FAQ before you even suggest that people vote against Labour, rather than just call them a bunch of wankers and go to the pub instead. My first reaction to the main page was to go no further.

But I admire you for your work on the PM's email facility (shame his office never answers) (I presume you are Tim Ireland, and not a group entity).

[manic]

15. I am Tim Ireland

... and people also get the vote against Tony message if they enter their postcode or seek information about any given constituency.

[leesa]

16. Are you out of your minds? Blair??!? Good luck in Iran

[manic]

17. but we're not going into Iran

Tony Blair said it wasn't on the agenda... and we can trust him, right?

;-)