Male Escort Infiltrates Al-Qaeda

[Vinnie From Indy]

Very funny piece about Guckert.
http://www.yubanet.com/artman/publish/article_18286.shtml

<<Terror mastermind Osama bin Laden promised a "thorough review" of al-Qaeda's clearance procedures today after reports emerged that an alleged male escort had successfully infiltrated the inner circle of the terror network.

Appearing on the Arabic-language television network Al-Jazeera, a red-faced Mr. bin Laden acknowledged that the high-ranking terrorist known to his al-Qaeda comrades as Fawzi Khalid Al-Mutairi was actually Jeff Guckert, reportedly a former male escort with no terrorist background whatsoever>>

[crispini]

1. Bwahahahahahahaha!

"Don't you think it's only a matter of time before we destroy the American infidels?" and "Isn't it ironic that they call us evildoers when they are really the evil ones, and not us?"

[yellowcanine]

2. Heh.

[signmike]

3. "Fawzi" said "It was hard to penetrate them,..."

"...but, of course; it HAD to be hard to penetrate them."


:evilgrin: