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spotbird Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-28-05 08:25 PM
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Chimp doesn't look happy to be home.
Or is that the point, he just left home.



He's carring the dog so he'll look human, but it doesn't work.



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Vickers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-28-05 08:27 PM
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1. Ah, the now-familiar post-Crawford puffiness
:eyes:

Whiskey bloat is difficult to hide.
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femme.democratique Donating Member (969 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-28-05 08:28 PM
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EEwww gross, at least Ms. Beazley is cute....they don't deserve her!
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Quakerfriend Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-28-05 08:31 PM
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6. Too perceptive!!
yes, I see it too. The physical signs are undeniable.
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Joe Turner Donating Member (374 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-29-05 12:24 AM
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23. Wow, you are right
Shrub has that Bender look of someone that's hitting the sauce every day and night. We've all noticed how much he has aged in the last year, but it seems to be more than that.
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Neverarepublican Donating Member (176 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-28-05 08:28 PM
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2. Asshole!
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OneTwentyoNine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-28-05 08:29 PM
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3. What the "mommy dearest" tour for SS trashing didn't work??
Gee wonder why? Sounds strange to say,but maybe people in this screwed up Country are actually WAKING UP to whats going on around them.
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Sanity Claws Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-28-05 08:30 PM
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4. He's not a happy man
I've noticed that he has looked very tense and tight-lipped. He looks like he's about to blow a fuse or lose his temper. Can't say when it started but it's been a while.
Pickles is looking well, though.
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The Velveteen Ocelot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-28-05 11:51 PM
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17. But... didn't the NYT just say he was "comfortable, confident,
and impishly fun"? At least, that's Mega-'Ho Elizabeth Bumiller's opinion. To which I can only comment: :puke:

Chimp Boy doesn't look "impishly fun" to me. He looks cranky, peevish and hung over. And Bumiller is an ass-kissing idiot.
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Pithy Cherub Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-29-05 12:37 AM
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25. According to the GAO, "impishly fun" was fully funded
until year end 2004. It is now an unfunded mandate that he is forced to take on the road for 60 days in 60 cities. The confidence underwriters carried the one (fuzzy math) and it was revised to match 1965 gas prices rather than todays... Comfort, well we don't supply that to the enemy...however; whores are plentiful due to ecomomic conditions in the media environment...:eyes:
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DearAbby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-29-05 12:33 AM
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24. They plug her in the Stepford Wife "rejuvenater" every night
She is programed to look serene, dont cha know.
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Jack Rabbit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-28-05 08:30 PM
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5. In that middle picture . . .
What do you suppose the dog did that made the Frat Boy want to hand him off so quick?

Good doggie!!
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Quakerfriend Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-28-05 08:32 PM
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7. He's just an agitated
Edited on Mon Mar-28-05 08:33 PM by Quakerfriend
alcoholic.
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deminks Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-28-05 08:33 PM
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8. Poor Barney!
I feel bad for Barney. He deserves a good home. Although I'll bet he is better cared for after he is handed off.
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la la Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-28-05 08:55 PM
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13. That dog--->
that dog hates him---dogs sense these things! They sense the evil in human's hearts! :>)))
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FreedomAngel82 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-28-05 09:33 PM
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14. Yep
You're right. I think so too. One time on 20/20 around the election Walters was interviewing him and they were outside walking around and Barney was out there. Bush kept trying to call Barney over but he was more interested in the grass and Miss Beazley.
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LittleClarkie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-28-05 11:28 PM
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16. I bet he'd have come right to John
If by some bizarre reason Kerry ever headed over to the WH, it would be funny if the dogs took to him better than Bush. I think animals kinda like him.
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FreedomAngel82 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-29-05 12:01 AM
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19. And babies
Babies seem to like Kerry too. Kerry has this great positive energy about him while Bush is just "blah". Whenever I see kids or babies with Kerry they're always smiling and happy. When I see kids with Bush they look sad and fussy.
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Contrary1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-29-05 08:40 AM
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28. Too bad Barney didn't trot on over...
and piss down his leg on camera.
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maddiejoan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-28-05 08:46 PM
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9. What's with the third pic?
Is he Michael Flatly?
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teamster633 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-28-05 08:52 PM
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11. He's a regular 'Lord of the Dunce'.
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NightOwwl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-29-05 12:04 AM
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21. Double Bwah! n/t
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NightOwwl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-29-05 12:03 AM
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20. Bwah! n/t
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Benhurst Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-28-05 08:51 PM
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10. If he were a todler,
I would assume he had pooped in his diaper.
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HysteryDiagnosis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-28-05 08:52 PM
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12. How come I have to carry the heavier dog... "I'm da man, I
shouldn't have to carry the big dog... come to think of it.. I wonder what Bill is doing right now, I sure could use some pointers.. Karl is fouling up badly... my ratings, my ratings... I need to see if I can pry Bill away from daddyo for some presidential advice..."

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ellenfl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-28-05 11:23 PM
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15. he looks like a pinhead in that last pic.
does he really have a small head . . . er-r-r, 2 small heads?

ellen fl
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NightOwwl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-29-05 12:00 AM
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18. Wow...Laura actually looks halfway decent in the last pic.
Maybe she's enjoying watching him getting his ass whupped in the polls.
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calimary Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-29-05 12:07 AM
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22. Yikes! His facial expression in the first photo looks like those AWFUL
reaction shots during the debates, when Kerry was cleaning his clock. I guess this is how he looks when he's not happy - not getting his way - and nobody's fawning over him and doing his bidding sufficiently.

What a JERK. Gee, what a shame you actually had to be dragged back to doing your job.
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TrustingDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-29-05 01:10 AM
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26. I've never been so disgusted by anyone ever as this thing.
just looking at these pictures brings smells of rot and degrade into my olfactory system.
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allalone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-29-05 02:41 AM
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27. he looks like a guy with bad breath nt
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Neshanic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-29-05 10:24 AM
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29. That poor dog. He needs a Xanax chew bone dealing with that monkey.
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