FReep thread cracking me up

[XemaSab]

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1373103/posts

It's on the unholy union between DU and the libertarians, and it's pure comedy....

"II. They both want Hillary Clinton to be President in 2008

For the insanely delusional Dummies Hillary Clinton is the savior of the dying liberalism in America. They want her to be President so she can implement every socialist, communist, and left wing liberal idea ever devised. Of course Hillary will be crushed in the 2008 Presidential election that if she won the nomination of the Democrat party in the first place, but the insanely delusional Dummies do not have the brain to understand that an ultra left wing person like Hillary can never be President of the United States no matter how she tries to fool the general public that she is not this an extreme left winger.

For the Loonies, they will vote for Hillary Clinton because she mentioned that she will do something about illegal immigration. Despite the fact that they know she is lying about it, this fringe minority of phony conservatives will vote for her. And they will do so because the vast majority of them do not vote Republicans, and in their insanely delusional mind they want the Republican party to be defeated so they will be the real conservative party in America where they are going to win election after another."

Wow, I had no idea that we all support Hillary for president! Learn something every day!

[Dickie Flatt]

1. I'm not a Hillary supporter

But part of me wants to see her win just so I can see the reaction from the Freepers.

[Warpy]

13. She'd be assassinated before she took the oath of office

That's how much the insane clowns over at FR hate her. It's visceral.
It's completely unreasoning. If they actually had a scrap of reason, they'd know she's a very conservative DLC Democrat. Instead, they try to pretend she's a combination communist, Jezebel, and Mata Hari.

[dave123williams]

15. For guys who do so much macho strutting, they sure seem to have a....

...pronounced fear of vaginas.

[zonmoy]

26. You forgot lilith the mother of all vampires.

[sakabatou]

37. I don't want Hillary either.

I don't like these "Dynasty" presidencies.

[neuvocat]

2. That must be full of DU trolls.

It just has to be.

[trotsky]

3. Anyone here who brings up Hillary in '08...

is generally razzed. It's the Repukes that are infatuated with her, not us.

[mikelewis]

7. Hillary '08?

If she wants to run, that's up to her but she hasn't done a thing to earn my vote. I'm not going to bash her, I just don't think she would make a good president.

[trotsky]

10. My thoughts too.

Considering how many conservative positions she takes, I'm surprised the freepers still hate her. No, wait, I'm not. Their hate is irrational to begin with, why should facts change anything?

[Pirate Smile]

21. Republicans and the media definitely want her but I don't get that

impression from DU.

[benddem]

4. this is exactly why I can't support her

2 years of listening to the wing nuts trash her would be more than I could bear.

[FreedomAngel82]

5. Wow me either!

I didn't know that. I like Hillary but not for president. :eyes: Shows what these freeptards know!

[Pool Hall Ace]

6. Loonies? Dummies? I'm not following.

Dummies = Democrats, Liberals, Progressives ??
Loonies ?????
Sorry, I understand very little freeplish.

And Hillary an extreme left winger? :crazy:

[XemaSab]

8. Loonies=Libertarians, Dummies=DUers

Another similarity is that we both hate Jews and Israel, according to this thread.

Who knew? :shrug:

Also:

"The dems are haunted by Willie and terrified of him because they know his filth and corruption. The recent dem ranting about "no proof of a connection between Saddam/Iraq and 9-11/OBL" had nothing to do with the war or Iraq. It was a attempt to divert attention by the dems so that no one would suggest what they already knew to be fact, that Willie had long been involved with OBL, the Saudis and Saddam and had profited mightily from Iraqi oil money. Hatred of W continues to be diversion from the further damage that the dems KNOW Willie can do to them!!"

Damn, he's right!

I'm a self-hating Democrat.

NOT!

[Pool Hall Ace]

28. Oh. I didn't know Freepers and Libertarians didn't get along.

And I'm having a hard time parsing that paragraph you quoted. I guess I need to brush up on reading comprehension.

I guess Willie = Big Dawg? I'm not haunted by him. In fact, I miss him.

I'm new here; I hope I don't get flamed for saying that. :hide:

[CatholicEdHead]

36. Really it is small l libertarian

that they are upset for. Small l libertarians are on all sides. FR is full of people who love authortarianism. So free thinkers outside of the "party line" are frowned on.

FR even had that recent purging for conservatives who would not toe the W party line.

[Clark2008]

39. They don't know that W is in bed with the Saudis?

Oh, fercripessakes!

Hey, visiting Freepers, "W's" know OBL since 1971 - who do you think knows him best?

[BlueIris]

42. Clever. Except...not so much. n/t

[mikelewis]

9. DU posters = DUmmies

They mock what they can't understand

[adwon]

11. That...

is some of the worst writing I've ever seen. It's a series of declarative statements...something like you'd hear a six year old say.

"that she is not this an extreme left winger."

Who talks like this? Seriously?

[XemaSab]

12. Morans???

n/t

[DIKB]

14. It's a great cover

posting absurdities, saying that we here at DU are gaga for Hillary.

I've never really cared too much, nor have I seen anything from her that has gotten me motivated to support her. The only thing that I really like is how much they hate her, she gets my appreciation for that. I could only hope that if she were elected, there would be the faint sound similar to popcorn popping. Which of course would be FReepers hearts exploding across the nation bwahahahahahahahahahah

[XemaSab]

16. "the faint sound similar to popcorn popping"

:popcorn:

I eat freeper hearts for breakfast.

[AntiCoup2K4]

22. You must be starving

n/t

[babylonsister]

17. Conversely, repugs may be showing their

support because they don't think she has a chance. I don't trust 'em!

[TroglodyteScholar]

18. The rethugs are trying to use their "repeat until it's true" trick...

Wow, I had no idea that we all support Hillary for president! Learn something every day!

I've only seen just a handful of vocal Hillary '08 supporters. The Freepers are just wishing it was the truth. I guess they think they can use suggestion to force us into poor decisions. I wonder where the "Dean is less electible than Kerry" chatter began.......hmmmmmmmmmm..............

Let's not allow them to do it again.

[NAO]

19. I'm a very lefty liberal; don't like Hillary much; rather have McKinney

Hillary is WAY too far to the right, IMHO. To much of a corporate, centrist Democrat.

Now Cynthia McKinney, SHE would make a kick-ass liberal president! If she were elected POTUS, the freeptards would LONG for someone moderate and centrist like Hillary.

[FreedomAngel82]

29. I agree

If I was to have a woman either Boxer or McKinney would be my choice. She can kick some serious ass. Hillary is too centrist for me too. I'm pretty left and we don't need to be like them. I don't want to be like them. If I did I'd be one.

[Goldeneye]

20. hmmmm....

"but if that many people could vote for someone as dull-witted as Kerry"

what about the twits who voted for someone who lost 3 debates to "dull- witted" Kerry?

[AWorkerBee]

23. point

[NAO]

24. Them conservatives don't have much use for book learnin an such

"Real aMericans" were not impressed by that fancy-pants smooth-talker Kerry.

That phoney Kerry, he only won the debates by his high-falutin' book lernin, all French like, but he ain't got good sense like dubbya.

God told dubbya to strike Al Kada, and he did, rite in his lair in Iraq. Kerry would still be talkin his long winded speeches while that Osama Bin Hussain fella was launchin his WMD at the good 'ol US of A.

God has trully blessed us by puttin dubbya as President.

[Pool Hall Ace]

31. I'm laughing so hard, I'm crying.

This is too funny!!! Thank you, thank you for that laugh. :rofl:

[signmike]

25. Haha, yes, with a helper in his ear, even.

[FreedomAngel82]

30. Yeah really

I'd say GWB is the dull-witted one. :eyes:

[sendero]

27. That's really funny..

.... Hillary is about as left as I am purple. If these guys think Hillary is a leftist, there isn't a spot on the chart for me.

But the truth is, I'm moderate on many issues. It's just that Hillary isn't remotely left, she's too into triangulation to be left.

Which means this tool isn't right.

[grannylib]

32. That's part of the whole MO of this crowd: convince people that

moderate reThuglican-lite is liberal as hell, so that anyone who is truly liberal or progressive can be immediately marginalized and ignored. God forbid that anyone would seriously LISTEN to someone like Dennis Kucinich or some WAY out freaky person like a GREEN or something, yikes...
No, better to convince people of the myth of the liberal media, and to demonize anyone who is only slightly to the right of center.

Fuckers.

[sendero]

44. While I don't disagree with your premise...

... in this case I'm pretty sure we're just dealing with an idiot who is parroting what he's heard and has no idea whatsoever what Hillary's actual positions are :)

[jen4clark]

33. We should play along

Seriously, I think it would be hysterical to have satire threads where we worship and praise Hillary. Little pieces of bait left here and there to keep them guessing.

:crazy:

[XemaSab]

34. Are you implying that you're not

a Hillary supporter?

I think DU should have had a purge long ago of people who don't support Hillary.

:sarcasm:

[jen4clark]

35. Bwaahahaha!!

Yeah!! Like THAT!! Fuel their little fire into a raging inferno!

:evilgrin:

[Clark2008]

38. There are like three people here who support Hillary

Where are these people getting this info.

Oh, that's right - they make up shit. I forgot!

[ngGale]

40. LMAO - Sticks and stones...

Of course the delusional loonies are nothing but are a very small minority that is very vocal and very annoying. Elections after another have taught us that their votes are worthless and they have zero effect on the election results because Republicans have been winning the White House and Congress without any of their meaningless votes.
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DummyLand? - "Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me."

Such right-wing nut children! Besides, Gore is our President - we know about Diebold. ROF/LMAO!

[ironflange]

41. Damn it, I just can't read FR

That is the ugliest message board software in this entire galactic cluster.

[nonconformist]

43. Hillary is an extreme left winger?

News to me.