Sex-ed by President Bush: Can YOU pass the test?

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I recieved this email this morning.

Also see DU thread on this issue:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=102&topic_id=1358263&mesg_id=1359801

NARAL Pro-Choice America wrote:

> Sex-ed by President Bush: Can YOU pass the test?
>
> Think President Bush wants to skirt the issue of sex? Think right-wing extremists don't know a thing or two about the birds and the bees? Think again, America - anti-choice extremists are here to "learn you a thing or two" in...
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> Everything you always wanted
> to know about sex, but were afraid to ask the Bush Administration.
>
> Final Exam, Birds and Bees 101
> Taught by:
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> You may start your test- click here
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> Sex-Ed by President Bush: Can YOU pass the test? Thanks to "Professor" Bush, millions of your tax dollars are being pumped into abstinence-only programs. But what are they really teaching America's teens? Could YOU pass sex-ed according to President Bush? Break out your number two pencils and find out...
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> Ready? Set? Take the test - click here.
>
>
> © 2005 NARAL Pro-Choice America. NARAL Pro-Choice America is a non-profit organization.

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1. 4 test questions for: Final Exam: Birds and Bees 101

http://www.prochoiceamerica.org/sexed/index.html

Final Exam: Birds and Bees 101

Taught by:
Thanks to Professor President George W. Bush, millions of your tax dollars are being pumped into risky abstinence-only programs. But what is Bush really teaching America's teens? Could YOU pass sex-ed by President Bush? Take the quiz to find out...

1) Science has proven that condoms cannot protect you from what?
The Boogeyman.
Sexually transmitted diseases.
Ring around the collar.
The heartbreak of psoriasis.

2) Feelings of jealousy, embarrassment, depression, and disappointment can be eliminated by...
Never going to Vegas.
Not betting on the Cubs.
Avoiding the family on holidays.
Abstaining from sex until marriage.

3) Fifty percent of gay teens are what?
Not asking and not telling, Sir.
Infected with HIV.
Saving up for tickets to Cher's "goodbye" concert-tour.
Not natural blondes.

4) Which of the following will get 14 percent of its users pregnant within a year?
Old-school Prince CDs.
The halter top.
Using condoms for birth control.
Lambada: The Forbidden Dance.
more.......