Preamble to the corporate constitution of the U.S.

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We the corporations of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect oligarchy, establish corporate supremacy, insure worldwide control, provide for the common defense against any form of corporate responsibility, promote the corporate Welfare, and secure the Blessings of unbridled power to ourselves and our subsidiaries, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the Incorporated States of America.

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1. Christ, I'd hate to see their Bill of Rights.

You have the right to pay exorbitant prices for faulty products that will dismember or decapitate you - if they don't pull your intestines through your anus first.

You have no right to sue us for these faulty products.

We reserve the right to tell you to go fuck yourselves if you don't like this list.