Monsignor Moose informs all G-d fearing Americans that Wednesday, April 13th is the most sacred day in the Republican moral calendar.
Brothers and Sisters and all ye of faith, fall to your knees and genuflect at the altar of the almighty dollar! This is a time for deep and reflective prayer. For tomorrow, the Godly Republican Cardinals will gather in the House to provide eternal life for the blessed sacrament of the GOP - the permanent elimination of the estate tax for the ultra-wealthy.
Amdist all of the recent talk of death and morality, we arrive at the moment to eternally preserve salvation for the heirs of multi-million dollar estates. Maybe the Schiavo family won't benefit from this sacred action, but this is the true reason that G-d placed Republicans on earth - to reward those who did nothing but be born into the right family.
Praise the Lord!
...those hawkish heathens who believe this money would be better spent to defend American and equip our soldiers don't comprehend that patriotic Republicans only wear the flag pins on their lapels, but they labor under the banner of the sacred dollar sign.
So, tomorrow Republicans will devoutly entomb the death tax. And the resurrection of riches for trust fund heirs will surely follow.
And will everyone please say...Amen!
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