HOW TO DATE ANN COULTER (IF YOU MUST) By Kenn Gividen

[Ian David]

HOW TO DATE ANN COULTER (IF YOU MUST)
By Kenn Gividen
Mar 6, 2005, 19:18

I’ve decided to go public with my intentions: I will not be asking Ann Coulter for a date. There are some good reasons.

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Keep in mind, for example, that Ann Coulter is relatively good looking. “Relative to what?” you ask. “A ’58 Buick? Tapioca? Phyllis Schlafly?"

Yes.

You’ll also want to know that Coulter was born and raised in the Bubba Belt. That’s important. Not because she’s Ann Coulter, but because it’s a date. Any guy who’s opened the door for feminist, been called a chauvinist and then jabbed with an upper right (knee) knows all about this. Coulter is no feminist. You will open the door for her. And if you don’t, you may get jabbed with an upper right.

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But then you bring up civil liberties and Coulter tussles her hair and – gasp! – she has a left eye after all. Her right eye now covered, she goes apoplectic over the smarminess of the war on drugs (pages 246 and 44.) “It’s not about drugs,” you explain. “It’s about personal rights.”


More:
http://www.brocktonmass.com/news/publish/5000237.shtml

[sam sarrha]

1. I found this site on ann humurous if not enligntening.

http://www.straponvets.com

[onehandle]

2. Wave a dollar bill at her.

Lower the dollar until she's on her knees at zipper level.

Your date is almost over.