Learn this little tune and make it more popular than Amazing Grace at your local hootenany.
FCC Song/Eric Idle
G D G G7
Fuck you very much the FCC
C C#dim G ? G7
Fuck you very much for fining me
C C#dim G D/F# E
Five thousand bucks a fuck so I'm really out of luck
A7 D - Dsus4 ? D*
That's more than Heidi Fleiss was charging me
G D G G7
So fuck you very much the FCC
C C#dim G ? G7
For proving that free speech just isn't free
C C#dim G D/F# E
Clear Channel's a dear channel so Howard Stern must go
A7 D Dsus4 D*
Attorney General Ashcroft doesn't like strong words and so
G D/F# E
He's charging twice as much as all the drugs for Rush Limbaugh
A7 D7 G - D7
So fuck you all so very much
G D G G7
So fuck you very much dear Mr. Bush
C C#dim G ? G7
For heroically sitting on your tush
C C#dim G D/F# E
For Halliburton, Enron, all the companies who fail
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Let's send them a clear signal and stick Martha straight in jail
G D/F# E
She's an uppity rich bitch, but at least she isn't male
A7 D7 G - D7
So fuck you all so very much
G D G - G7
So fuck you dickhead Mr. Cheney too.
C C#dim G ? G7
Fuck you and fuck everything you do.
C C#dim G D/F# E
Your pacemaker must be a fake, you haven't got a heart
A7 D Dsus4 D*
As far as I'm concerned you're just a pasty-faced old fart
G D/F# E
And as for Condoleezza she an intellectual tart
A7 D7 G - D7
So fuck you all so very much
G D G - G7
So fuck you very much the EPA
C C#dim G ? G7
For giving all Alaska's oil away
C C#dim G D/F# E
It really is a bummer when I can't fill my Hummer
A7 D Dsus4 D*
The ozone's a no-go zone now that Arnold's here to say
G D/F# E
"Ze nuklear vinter games are going to take place in L.A."
A7 D7 G - D7
So fuck you all so very much
G D/F# E
So what the planet fails , let's save the great white males
A7 D7 G D7 ? G
And fuck you all so very much
http://www.pythonline.com/plugs/idle/FCCSong.mp3