What Is Your Favorite Nickname For "Frist"?

[Dinger]

[BrklynLiberal]

1. Hope he never lives down his history as a cat murderer.

[gulliver]

10. I don't think he has a prayer of becoming president.

He's fighting all Democrats plus Republican cat lovers. The guy took the cats home, kept them for a while, then killed them. It was a sick thing to do. Someone should do a re-enactment video.

Frist (to animal shelter employee): Yeah, I like this one. She's a cutie. (Pets cat. Cat purrs.)

Shelter Employee: Yeah, that one's special. She's the friendliest of the bunch. Her owner was a retired teacher. The cat was her best friend after her husband passed away.

Frist: Yeah, she sure seems friendly. Seems like she still has a lot of kitten in her.

Shelter Employee: She is only five years old. She has been really sad here. I'm so glad you are adopting her. She's only been with us about a week, but she meows and cries every night. She's not used to having no one to care for her.

Frist: Well, I'll take good care of her.

Shelter Employee: I know you will. She should get along with Fritzie and Molly. How are they doing, by the way?

Frist: They're doing fine...

[BrklynLiberal]

12. He was and still is, a f**king sicko. Fits right into with the RW Repukes

[BlueIris]

18. You should e-mail that to MoveOn.

God knows, they need better material.

[BOSSHOG]

2. "Republican Leader" - What could possibly be worse?

[Burma Jones]

3. The Frister

As in Fristing......

[Beacho]

4. I Like A-Hole

But 'Ex-Senator' would be better

[AntiCoup2K4]

5. Dr. Mengele would be a good nickname for him

Just ask your cat.

[meow2u3]

6. Felicidal maniac

Fancy term for cat killer.

First he murdered cats; then he's trying to murder freedom of speech. What next, murdering Democrats?

[burythehatchet]

7. Fristula

Defined as a condition wherein republican's raise your blood pressure so much that small tears form on your anus.

[warrens]

8. Fristing

Giving it to American right up the ass, without the Frisco.

[kodi]

9. I am sorry, but I do not have another name for shit.

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[calimary]

11. I always kind of liked "Hello Kitty."

Almost as much as I DON'T like him.

Dr. Vivisection. Hope he comes back as a laboratory animal in his next life.

[Wiley50]

13. Doctor Dyslexia

"Who's On Frist?"

[Coexist]

14. Where's Haman?

[Fabio]

15. Anal Frist!

[Skidmore]

16. Haman Frist...

[Mark E. Smith]

17. Kitty Killer

Sounds better. Though just plain "Kitty" works for me as well.

[NoPasaran]

19. I like "Kitty Killer"

[BlueIris]

20. I tend to blurt out things like

"pigfucker," whenever I see him. Same goes for DeLay. 'Cause that's what I think whenever I must look at them. Then I tend to want to vomit.

[dubyaD40web]

21. Credit to another DU'er for this one.......

FristianTheFakeChristian

[depakid]

22. Kitten Kevorkian eom

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