Not Who Or If - WHAT "Secret" Could Some Day Come Out About bu$h?

[Dinger]

. . . and be his undoing?
Put your biggest tin foil hat on & let 'er rip!:tinfoilhat: :tinfoilhat: :tinfoilhat: :tinfoilhat: :tinfoilhat: :tinfoilhat: :tinfoilhat: :tinfoilhat:

[Connie_Corleone]

1. He had a stroke while eating that pretzel.

And he wears a defilibrator (sp?).

[sniffa]

2. i thought his impotency issues

wouLd be his downfaLL during the eLection.

[LaurenG]

3. All of the Above n/t

[Alpharetta]

4. He's not stupid. He's modest.

He was AWOL during the Vietnam War because he was doing CIA work and was instrumental in arranging the Paris Peace Talks.

He was missing during 9/11 because he had to save 3 cities we still don't know about because he's so darn modest.

The reason you don't hear him clamoring to find Osama is because he singlehandedly captured Osama in the caves of Bora Bora when he realized the Northern Alliance was going to let him escape. Same with Mullah Omar. Again modesty prevents him from mentioning it.

[rkc3]

7. He also chewed Zarqawi's leg off during a fight to capture him.

Apparently, bush was worn out after saving the cities (he did shoot down three 757-200s from the cockpit of the Batjet) and then flying to Bora Bora to capture bin Missin. So don't be so hard on him.

[CWebster]

10. lol!

[NightOwwl]

5. I really wanted to vote "Gay"...

but I don't get the vibe from him. So I voted for the affair with Condi. But if this "secret" ever got out, I'm sure Rush / Hannity / Coulter et al would spin any criticism as bigotry and racial intolerance by those hateful, hypocritical Democrats.

[Stinky The Clown]

11. Idiot son is completely asexual

not gay ... no boinking domme bitch .... his weinie's non-functional.

[Itchinjim]

6. He's doing Condi.

And Jimmyjeff's doing him.

[rkc3]

8. That's a nasty 3-some -- I'm going to take a shower now.

[LizW]

9. It would have to be 9/11

and Cheney would have to be caught equally red-handed.

Gay wouldn't do it. The right would just suddenly decide that they love gays and so does God. The media would chastise the left and call us gay bashers.

An affair wouldn't do it. He'd pull a Jimmy Swaggart.

Nothing in the past would do it. It's all been out there and is just ignored. The wrongdoing has to be while in office and it has to be the cold-blooded murder of American civilians. Nothing else will take him down.

[SusanF_CA]

12. yep

I thought just about the same thing...except that I hadn't given old Crashcart a thought. I was thinking about Rove being involved somewhere in there

[FrenchieCat]

13. Hey....where is the "all of the above" choice?

Can't vote...cause you left it out, Dinger!

[Lexingtonian]

14. not his undoing, but explaining all of the above-

He's an epileptic. Temporal lobe focused, treated with topiramate (Topamax aka Stupamax aka Dopamax).

It explains everything- the family secrecy, the hyperreligiousness, the drug use, the withdrawing of flight clearance and 'AWOL' problem, the 'personality change' that made him a 'good Christian', the alcoholism (to suppress symptoms), the stupidity, the ability to hide in plain sight and exploit it, the dyslexia, the amnesia, the dyspraxia (misspeaking), the lack of attention to details, the exercising and hiding from the public eye, the "pretzel choking" and the falls from the bikes and the Sedgway thingamajig. Plus about a billion other signs and symptoms, including the defibrillator, his easy "tiring", his manic vainglorious episodes, his complete conviction of utter nonsense.

http://www.crazymeds.org/topamax.html

He's an emissary and representative of a sick and dysfunctional society. And they love him for it- the failures, the sanctimony, the hypocrisy, the cowardice, the occultism, the arrogance, the deception, the pratfalls and "humility". He's the soft bigotry of low expectations President.