Jesus is on his way to Capitol Hill...

[kentuck]

..to have a little talk with the Democrats. More or less, he will tell them that the Republicans do not speak for him. In fact, the Democratic Party is much more representative of everything he stands for, including homosexual marriage and abortion. Even if they are conservatives and believe some issues are sinful, as Christians, they must love the sinner. They must denounce war and killing. They must defend the least amongst us. They must feed the poor and heal the sick. They must denounce the greed that has overwhelmed our nation. It is as difficult for a rich man to get into Heaven as it is for a camel to get through the eye of a needle. Blessed are the peacemakers for theirs is the kingdom of Heaven. The Republicans are hypocrites. Tell the people to beware of false prophets. Jesus is on the side of the Democrats because he must be - to protect the innocent and the least amongst us.

[DavidDvorkin]

1. The Democrats had better not adopt Christian rhetoric, either

They've already much too far in that direction for my taste.

[kentuck]

2. God forbid they become bleeding heart liberals...

again... :)