Watch out! I've been trained to disassemble!

[Elidor]

The blivet was just on NPR saying that Gitmo detainees "have been trained to disassemble...that means they lie." Just when I thought he couldn't get any stupider, he restores my faith in his ability to plumb new depths of imbecility.

[smoogatz]

1. If you're not careful, I'll disassemble right here

in front of God and everybody. And it won't be a pretty sight.

[tk2kewl]

2. Some one should dissasemble the puppet.

start by cutting the strings and see him really start tripping over himself

[beam me up scottie]

3. I love that they keep playing his stupid mistake

over and over and over again...
:rofl:

[bertha katzenengel]

4. DISASSEMBLE?!

Reassemble, Stephanie!

Disassemble. :eyes: Jesus fack.

[Coexist]

8. You read my mind!

and there are probably dozens of others who will make Stephanie jokes. Too funny.

What an ass he is.

[jimshoes]

5. Stephanie!!!!

NO DISASSEMBLE! P.S. kkkarl, please hide the chimp's "word of the day calendar"

[Elidor]

6. His vocabulary lessons aren't going too well, evidently

But they're a great source of mirth for me.

[LizW]

7. Oh, my God! I love it!

It's my favorite thing when the Chimp gratuitously EXPLAINS to his audience what a word means, AND GETS THE WORD WRONG!

:rofl:

Priceless!

[KansDem]

9. Don't forget Bush's explanation of "sovereign..."

Bush's comment on tribal sovereignty creates a buzz

By LEWIS KAMB
SEATTLE POST-INTELLIGENCER REPORTER

One word caused the most stir.

A five-letter word that George W. Bush uttered 3,000 miles away, one week ago today, at a gathering of minority journalists.


WHAT BUSH SAID
Last week at the Unity: Journalists of Color conference in Washington, D.C., Seattle Post-Intelligencer Editorial Page Editor Mark Trahant, a Shoshone-Bannock Indian, asked President Bush his views on what tribal sovereignty meant.

Here's the transcript:

Question: What do you think tribal sovereignty means in the 21st century, and how do we resolve conflicts between tribes and the federal and the state governments?

President Bush: Tribal sovereignty means that; it's sovereign. You're a -- you've been given sovereignty, and you're viewed as a sovereign entity. And, therefore, the relationship between the federal government and tribes is one between sovereign entities.

(more hilarity)
http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/national/186171_bushtribes13.html

[Elidor]

10. And wouldn't you know-

The ONLY time he can pronounce a four-syllable word correctly is when it's not the word he meant to use.

[ruthg]

11. funniest Bushism ever maybe...

except for make the pie higher which is a personal fave.

[Pryderi]

12. Unfortunately, that's why so many ppl adore him....because he

he is so dumb.

"As democracy is perfected, the office of President represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron."---H.L. Mencken, The Baltimore Evening Sun, July 26, 1920

[LittleClarkie]

13. It must be a bitch to reassemble them

(I'm still thinking Johnny 5 for some reason.)