Tweety just said Chimp's press conference showed his mind is "SHARP."

[Sparkly]

What press conference was HE watching? :eyes:

[Laura PourMeADrink]

1. GAG

[cestpaspossible]

2. His show is STILL ON?

why?

[knowbody0]

3. i've never seen him look dumber

to me it appeared even he no longer believed himself.

[Laura PourMeADrink]

4. funny

[BrklynLiberal]

25. Are you referring to Bush or Tweety? It could be true of either.

[knowbody0]

27. well they both look dumb all the time

but i was responding to tweety's description of boy george

[CityDem]

32. No kidding

Tweety seems to be dumbing down his show to match his audience.

[LittleClarkie]

5. Give it up Tweety. You have too much hair.

Shave. Then maybe he'll give you another look.

I still can't believe he and Liddy were oggling the codpiece of ol' Mr. "Mission Accomplished". Yeah man, nice cucumber.

[slor]

15. "too much hair..." ?

more like too much "air" in that fat ass balloon head of his.

[LittleClarkie]

20. I was thinking of Bush's bald head fetish

Figuring if Matthews was going to get at his hero's "cucumber" he'd probably have to shave his head first.

[slor]

23. Oh...lol...sorry!

I forgot about the little love rubs he likes to put on bald heads.

[Skidmore]

18. Too much hair coloring is more like it....

know what that stuff does to your brain cells?

[htuttle]

6. Tweety is a doubleplus good duckspeaker!

Quack! Quack! Quack!

[livetohike]

7. Why? Because when he moved his mouth unintelligible

words came out?

Some people worship the fact that W can breathe :eyes:

[leftofthedial]

8. tweety needs to go away

[Canuckistanian]

9. He probably thought Teri Scihavo sharp, too

A little reserved, maybe, but full of life and vitality.

[slor]

16. LOL! n/t

[Dr Fate]

10. Tweety refuses to discuss the UK Memo. It proves his bias.

But then again, Dean, Kerry, Hillary & Reid also refuse to discuss the memo, so who can blame him.

[Al-CIAda]

28. .

:patriot:

[sakabatou]

11. About as sharp as Ms. Hoover's safety scissors

Which according to her, can't evencut warm butter.

Simpsons' reference mind you.

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

12. The day Tweety fell hopelessly in love, May 2003:

http://www.msnbc.com/modules/chrismatthews/050303.asp?0cb=-s1W109515



MATTHEWS: Let's go to this sub--what happened to this week, which was to me was astounding as a student of politics, like all of us. Lights, camera, action. This week the president landed the best photo op in a very long time. Other great visuals: Ronald Reagan at the D-Day cemetery in Normandy, Bill Clinton on horseback in Wyoming. Nothing compared to this, I've got to say.

Katty, for visual, the president of the United States arriving in an F-18, looking like he flew it in himself. The GIs, the women on--onboard that ship loved this guy.

Ms. KAY: He looked great. Look, I'm not a Bush man. I mean, he doesn't do it for me personally, especially not when he's in a suit, but he arrived there...

MATTHEWS: No one would call you a Bush man, by the way.

Ms. KAY: ...he arrived there in his flight suit, in a jumpsuit. He should wear that all the time. Why doesn't he do all his campaign speeches in that jumpsuit? He just looks so great.

MATTHEWS: I want him to wa--I want to see him debate somebody like John Kerry or Lieberman or somebody wearing that jumpsuit.

Mr. DOBBS: Well, it was just--I can't think of any, any stunt by the White House--and I'll call it a stunt--that has come close. I mean, this is not only a home run; the ball is still flying out beyond the park.

MATTHEWS: Well, you know what, it was like throwing that strike in Yankee Stadium a while back after 9/11. It's not a stunt if it works and it's real. And I felt the faces of those guys--I thought most of our guys were looking up like they were looking at Bob Hope and John Wayne combined on that ship.

Mr. GIGOT: The reason it works is because of--the reason it works is because Bush looks authentic and he felt that he--you could feel the connection with the troops. He looked like he was sincere. People trust him. That's what he has going for him.

MATTHEWS: Fareed, you're watching that from--say you were over in the Middle East watching the president of the United States on this humongous aircraft carrier. It looks like it could take down Syria just one boat, right, and the president of the United States is pointing a finger and saying, `You people with the weapons of mass destruction, you people backing terrorism, look out. We're coming.' Do you think that picture mattered over there?

Mr. ZAKARIA: Oh yeah. Look, this is a part of the war where we have not--we've allowed a lot of states to do some very nasty stuff, traffic with nasty people and nasty material, and I think it's time to tell them, you know what, `You're going to be help accountable for this.'

MATTHEWS: Well, it was a powerful statement and picture as well.

[LittleClarkie]

42. How old is that damn picture?!

He looks decent in that picture. He looks like hell now.

Meanwhile, back at the ranch, so what are you telling me? That hubris makes Matthews hot? Blech! Ick! Ick! Ick!

[RobertSeattle]

13. Must think he's also filling in for ex-comedian Dennis Miller

[fooj]

14. I won't watch the asshole anymore...

I saw a quote from him re: lying in the White House during Clinton's Presidency and I wonder why he doesn't deem it necessary to hold these bastards accountable for their lies? Does anyone know what quote I'm speaking of? I read it yesterday and I can't remember where! Grrr...

[Immad2]

17. HAHAHAHA ! It's hard to believe people even listen to that twit.n/t

[atommom]

19. Sharp as a bag of doorknobs!

[LittleClarkie]

21. Your mind is bound to be sharp

When your head is pointed.

[proud patriot]

22. QUACK

x(

[dbonds]

24. You only say that about impared people.

Gosh <insert name> has had mental troubles, but he sure was sharp today.

Or great grandpa may not be able to do all he used to could, but he can still look sharp on stage.

[msanthrope]

26. You got it---Bush was 'sharp' today, as compared to other days...n/t

[Sparkly]

40. Great point.

If I had time, I'd look up the transcript -- because there was something before "BUT that press conference showed his mind is sharp!"

Even so, how far down the rabbit-hole does anybody have to go to insist that this idiot's mind is "sharp?" Especially after that press conference! ("Uhhhh.... Duhhhh... It's uhhh....--Help me out here, Gods of the transmitter--....Uh, Congress needs to act!")

His mind was never sharp, and it's getting worse all the time. This man is an imbecile puppet, and there's a whole cabal pulling the strings.

[MO_Dem]

29. But Boosh himself claims to be blunt....

How can he be sharp and blunt at the same time? Sombody's lying!

[dbonds]

31. He smokes Blunts

Well, he is blunt too, but thats a different story.

[FreedomAngel82]

30. Really

Didn't Bush also get a definition of a word wrong? I thought I saw a thread here (possibly in the GD forum) about that. How pathetic and lame! I can't stand to listen to him.

[cliss]

33. The fact that he had to mention it.....

tells you he's not.

[Cocoa]

34. sharp like Rain Man

Rain Man without the math skills. I think that was a Jon Stewart joke.

[Nay]

35. No, his mind is completely DISASSEMBLED.

[deadparrot]

36. If by sharp, he means that

Bush can still stand and, you know, move, then he's absolutely right.

[hector459]

37. Tweety's statement shows that HIS mind is NOT sharp!

Matthews is a hypocritical dimwit!

[opihimoimoi]

38. What HAVE THEY been smoking? Those Cheech and Chong

doobies?

Damn, Bush has NOT been sharp ever since those nurses, way back when, dropped him during a transfer in the hospital nursery.
" I won't say nuthin if you won't say nuthin".

Poor Bush, he been one quart low ever since....

"Facetious Button Off"

[Sparkly]

39. Ya gotta wonder... n/t

[kodi]

41. ah, again. the soft bigotry of lowered expectations

300,000,000 americans and this arrogant, little man is our leader?

[ginnyinWI]

43. sycophant. n/t

[Lindacooks]

44. Well, I do think chimp's mind is full of

shards of splintered glass or metal. That would explain some of his incoherence and inability to put together a sentence. So Tweety is right - his brain is 'sharp'. Sharply deformed, that is.

[devinsgram]

45. Tweety and the rest of his admirers

Are trying so desperately to prop this guy up it is just pitiful.

[Dinger]

46. I Watched That "press conference," and I couldn't keep Track Of How Many T

the giggling murderer stuttered, paused, said "ummmmm," etc. I noticed that there wre very few, if any, sentences he said completely. He spoke in phrases, and broken sentences. It looked like he was very confused, or was having trouble hearing KKKarl on the wire.