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Edited on Wed Jun-22-05 05:02 PM by SteppingRazor
Still light years away? You bet! But why not have fun with it like the political junkies we are? Nearly every House seat is a safe seat with all the redistricting, so I'm willing to assume the GOP will control that yet again. But how about that Senate?
RETIRING Dayton (D - Minnesota) Election -- an unknown Democrat from a packed field takes on Republican Rep. Mark Kennedy, who is the GOP chosen one for this field. Result -- Why the hell don't we have a serious candidate here yet? Kennedy wins, embarrassingly making Minnesota an all-GOP Senate until 2008, when Al Franken takes on Norm Coleman. (CHANGES TO REP)
Frist (R - Tennessee) Election -- The catkiller steps out to go for the Big Brass Ring (a.k.a. The White House), and Jesus freak Ed Bryant goes toe-to-toe with Harold Ford, Jr., a moderate (read: conservative) Democrat. Result -- The Fords are a household name in Tennessee. And this one will be the first black man elected to the Senate from the South since Reconstruction. (CHANGES TO DEM)
Jeffords (I - Vermont) Election -- The Dems defer to Independent candidate Bernie Sanders. The GOP throws up a candidate and cries like a little girl. Result -- Vermont Loves Bernie. Nuff said. (STAYS INDEPENDENT)
Sarbanes (D - Maryland) Election -- I see it between Dem. Rep. Ben Cardin (beating out Chris Van Hollen in the primary) and Lt. Gov. Steele (who probably beat Alan "batshit insane" Keyes in the primary) Result -- Maryland is safely Dem. Say hello to Senator Cardin. (STAYS DEM)
POSSIBLY RETIRING Akaka (D - Hawaii) Election -- Akaka (age at election: 82) vs. ? Result -- Akaka should step down, as Hawaii is slowly becoming Republican and we should get a young incumbent in while we can. But at least Akaka is a shoe-in. (STAYS DEM)
Byrd (D - W. Va.) Election -- Byrd (age at election: 88) vs. barely constitutionally allowable by age Hiram Lewis Result -- Byrd demonstrates how age and wisdom wins out over youth, beauty, and an undying devotion to bombing things. (STAYS DEM)
Corzine (D - New Jersey) Election -- Corzine will beat Forrester in this year's election to become governor of New Jersey, leaving his chosen successor, Rep. Frank Pallone to run against state senator Tom Kean. Result -- Tough call, but look to Pallone to pull it off. (STAYS DEM)
Feinstein (D - California) Election -- Feinstein (age at election: 73) vs. some GOP guy you last heard of racing against Ah-nold (McClintock, Issa, etc.), or else incredibly dark-horse candidate, Sec. of State Kinda Sleazy Rice. Result -- If she doesn't retire, she's in (STAYS DEM)
Hatch (R - Utah) Election -- Hatch (age at election: 72) vs. Pete Ashdown Result -- If Hatch retires, Popular Democratic Rep. Jim Matheson could step in, which could give up the unbelievable occurance of a Democratic Senator from Utah. But for now, Hatch wins. (STAYS GOP)
Kennedy (D - Massachusetts) Election -- Kennedy (age at election: 74) vs. ? Result -- If Kennedy retires, Mitt Romney might run. Either way, Dems win. (STAYS DEM)
Kohl (D - Wisconsin) Election -- Kohl (age at election: 71) vs. Tommy Thompson Result -- This is the rock-star Senate race. Tommy Thompson and Kohl are both very popular. If Thompson does indeed throw his hat in the ring, Kohl might retire to avoid ending his political career on a loss. Either way, Thompson wins. (CHANGES TO GOP)
Lugar (R - Indiana) Election -- Lugar (age at election: 74) vs. ? Result -- Yeah, yeah. Lugar wins. (STAYS GOP)
ELECTIONS Allen (R - Virginia) Election -- Allen vs. Governor Mark Warner Result -- Virginians Love Warner. (CHANGES TO DEM)
Bingaman (D - New Mexico) Election -- Bingaman vs. Rep. Heather Wilson. Result -- Tough battle, but Bingy wins. (STAYS DEM)
Burns (R - Montana) Election -- Burns vs. (after another long primary) John Tester Result -- The Dems took over both state houses and the governorship in the last couple of years. 73-year-old Burns is a fossil. Tester is young, with plenty of ideas. He wins. (CHANGES TO DEM)
Cantwell (D - Washington) Election -- Cantwell vs. Rossi Result -- Crazed with bitterness and seeking revenge, would-be governor Dino Rossi goes for the Senate seat. But nobody likes a sore loser, man. (STAYS DEM)
Carper (D - Delaware) Election -- Carper vs. unknown Republican Result -- safe bet for Carper (STAYS DEM)
Chafee (R - Rhode Island) Election -- Chafee vs. Sheldon Whitehouse. Result -- with a name like Whitehouse, you'd love to see him win. But like DeWine, as long as Chafee wins the primary, he's got it made as a moderate voice. (STAYS REP)
Clinton (D - New York) Election -- Clinton vs. ? Result -- Only in their wet dreams does the GOP beat Hillary (STAYS DEM)
Conrad (D - North Dakota) Election -- Conrad vs. ? Result -- Conrad has played it safe, playing moderate as best he can. He'll get payback for that by winning re-election. Unlike Lieberman, there's very little liberal base in North Dakota to try running a lib candidate against him. And besides, even if that candidate won, it would just mean a beating from the GOP. In this case, moderation pays. (STAYS DEM)
DeWine (R - Ohio) Election -- DeWine vs. as yet unknown Democrat Result -- DeWine played the moderate card by being one of the 14 GOPpers to negotiate on the filibuster. If he survives the unforgiving and conservative-heavy primary, the moderate general-election voters will pull him in. (STAYS REP)
Hutchinson (R - Texas) Election -- Hutchison vs. former Lt. Gov. Ben Barnes Result -- Dude, it's Texas. (STAYS GOP)
Kyl (R - Arizona) Election -- Kyl vs. unknown Democrat Result -- Kyl. Despite its reputation as a swing state, Arizona seems hot for the GOP (STAYS GOP)
Lieberman (D - Connecticut) Election -- Lieberman vs. unknown Republican Result -- Lieberman is the DeWine or Chafee of the Democratic Party -- if he lives through the primary, he wins. (STAYS DEM)
Lott (R - Mississippi) Election -- Trent Lott vs. Erik Fleming Result -- ha ha ha ha! Why are you even hoping? It's Lott by a mile. (STAYS GOP)
Nelson (D - Florida) Election -- Nelson vs. Katherine "Cruella deVille" Harris Result -- Even the mushy middle sees Harris as a thoughtless GOP apparatchik. Nelson wins. (STAYS DEM)
Nelson (D - Nebraska) Election -- Nelson vs. Don Stenberg Result -- Nelson beat him in 2000. He'll beat him again in 2006. (STAYS DEM)
Santorum (R - Pennsylvania) Election -- Santorum vs. treasurer Bob Casey Result -- In a moderate, mostly blue state like Pennsylvania, Santorum should've kept his religio-whacko views out of the headlines. (CHANGES TO DEM)
Snowe (R - Maine) Election -- Snowe vs. state AG Rowe. Result -- While Snowe vs. Rowe sounds funny, it ain't for us. It's the old moderate story. If she wins the primary, she's in. (STAYS GOP)
Stabenow (D - Michigan) Election -- Stabenow vs. (after a nasty, drawn-out primary) token black conservative Keith Butler, whom the GOP hopes will siphon off black votes. Result -- Bad idea, GOP. Stabenow wins. (STAYS DEM)
Talent (R - Missouri) Election -- Talent vs. ? Results -- Missouri is probably safe for Talent (STAYS GOP)
Thomas (R - Wyoming) Election -- Thomas vs. ? Election -- To paraphrase my Texas thing -- Dude, it's Wyoming. (STAYS GOP)
I think that's it, unless some other oldies like Feinstein, Kennedy or Byrd decide to retire. But it doesn't look that way. The good news is, I have us picking up two seats. The bad news is, that's not enough. Anyone see it differently? Post away!
edited for spelling and to add state names
edited again to add more races, and do alphabetical order.
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