Photo: President nominated for Purple Chin award (humorgazette.com)

[Up2Late]

(O.K., this is not NEW news, But I never saw this Picture when this happened last year, was this picture in the MSM?)

THIS IS SATIRE! (but the Picture is REAL!)

President nominated for Purple Chin award

By John Breneman
President Bush has been nominated for a Purple Chin award for being injured in the line of duty during his May 22 mountain bike tumble. The commander-in-chief reportedly was thinking about ways to fix his bone-headed war without admitting any mistakes when he hit a loose patch of dirt.

Critics dismissed it as a silly attempt to beef up his pathetic military record, first as a flighty National Guard pilot and now as a bumbling war boss foolish enough to don a flightsuit and pose with a bogus "Mission Accomplished" banner.

Bush, who nearly made the ultimate sacrifice after choking on a pretzel in January 2002, also fell off a hi-tech Segway scooter in June 2003, and dropped his pooch Barney on its head last September.

Media analysts differ on what the president might do for his next zany stunt. One suggested he parachute into a U.S. military compound in Iraq carrying a fake turkey for the troops. Another said he should accidentally shoot himself in the foot at an NRA fundraiser to divert attention from his malfeasant handling of the war.

Critics claim Bush evaded Boy Scout duty

<http://www.humorgazette.com/bush_cowboys.htm>
(more funny stuff at link above)

[sam sarrha]

1. he has a slow heart beat, effects his thinking and ballance, passes out

that is what the Radio flapp was all about the "Thing" under his coat is a defib sort of thing to speed up his heart.. that is probably why he cant talk..oxygendeprovation.. or he could just be a wet brain alcoholic..

[Up2Late]

3. "wet brain alcoholic" Is that what some call a "dried out Alcoholic?"

Where did you hear the story about the Box on his back? It sounds like someone making lame excuses for him being such a Jerk.

What I heard is that all his weird traits he has, Short temper, ADD, Lack of regret and inability to admit mistakes, poor sense of balance, etc., all are very characteristics of an Untreated, dried out alcoholic. Plus, evidence of brain damage, caused by the Alcoholism.

Their's a book called "Bush on the Couch" that goes into it all.

[Doctor_J]

2. Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son

"I'm not fat!" replied Bush.

[Up2Late]

4. Kick n/t

:kick: