I heard on Keith Olbermann

[babsbunny]

that Bush and Co. are hoping for a big audience for his speach tomorrow. I am not watching, are you?

[ewagner]

1. No......n/t

[skooooo]

3. f*** no, i gotta feed my cat then

[Cha]

15. I gotta watch paint

DRY!

[VOX]

27. I'll be sorting out my sock drawer.

*Anything* but more exposure to * . :puke:

[Cha]

31. I would even make an appointment

for the dentist!:o

[cbear70]

17. no way can i stomach it

I will read excerpts here at DU...that is if someone here watches it , otherwise will read the news the next day.

[flakey_foont]

2. Isn't the NBA draft

tomorrow night?

[Blue Belle]

8. Funny yet Sad...

That the NBA Draft is going to pull better numbers than the President.

[Roland99]

4. I have to clean the toe jam outta my feet.

[skooooo]

5. damn, that could take a while!

you shoulda planned ahead a little better. lol

[Roland99]

6. No kidding.

Although, I did pick up some power tools from Home Depot on the way from work today.

[ailsagirl]

7. Only filtered through those DU'ers who have the stomach for it

That's the only good thing about Chimpo's speeches-- people
start posting comments like mad and they're pretty hilarious!!

:rofl:

We must never lose our sense of humor!!

[LoKnLoD]

9. Preview

It's hard work...um..stay the course...freedom isn't free..um it's hard work. Bet he has his earpiece in feeding him the lines. I like how it is at a military base, so protests are kept far far away. It is just a TV version of his republican only town hall meetings. Yawn..I don't think a majority of Americans give a crap what he says anymore, it's all lies.

[CAG]

23. Wow, thanks! Now I don't need to watch...

But you forgot about "dem dere internets"

[Ufour20]

10. Hell no

I don't care for anything this man says. Its always opposite of what sputters out of the whole in his face anyway.

[KnaveRupe]

11. Hell no.

You know the dumb sum'bitch is just going to disassemble anyways...

[snacker]

12. Nope....no one watching here. n/t

[peace frog]

13. I'd rather have my gums scraped...

... then listen to another of his bullshit-laden smirkfests...

[blue neen]

14. Hard work, 9/11, freedom is on the march, 9/11, 9/11, hard work,

freedom is hard work, 9/11, Iraqi's had free elections which was hard work, 9/11, insurgents, terrorists, 9/11, 9/11, terrorists, I think about Iraq every day and that's hard work, 9/11, insurgents, staying the course is hard work, 9/11, 9/11.

That ought to do it. Now you won't have to watch.

[TheDebbieDee]

16. I can't watch tomorrow night.....I'll have to give my dog an enema.

Tomorrow morning, I have to go out and get a dog!

:-)

[EVDebs]

18. He can only dig the hole he's in deeper tomorrow night. I'll watch.

[DearAbby]

19. I am planning on scrubbing the cat box with an old toothbrush...

an activity I find more rewarding than watching the Chimp and chief :shrug: "Tina you fat lard...come take a dump!"

[OneTwentyoNine]

20. No one would know if you did,like it matters.....

Chimp will just have his Corporate asshats rig up the ratings like he does everything else. Bottom line is watch if you want or don't,it won't relect in the numbers game.

Didn't everyone get the mem? Its already one of his most watched TV appearances---KKkarl has already made sure of that with Chimps ratings in the toliet.

[jn2375]

21. Don't feel like making myself sick when I can avoid it

[Vadem]

22. Yes, indeedy! I want to see what the little liar has to say....n/t

[bermudat]

24. Thank God for DU. You guys watch bushler for me.

I can't find the remote fast enough whenever his mug is on tv.

[johnnyrocket]

25. Watch a Bush sales pitch!? It'll be like a crappy infomercial...

...I'd rather watch Don LaPre.

[Bill219]

26. sorry..

Red Sox have a game on NESN tomorrow

got priorities and all..no time for lies and deceipt

I'll catch the Daily Show coverage of it the day after

[hatrack]

28. If I wanted to watch a trained chimp, I'd rent a Tarzan movie

'Nuff said.

[tsuki]

29. I can not watch him. It is too painful.

[FreedomFry]

30. About time he laid the groundwork for the Iran invasion.

I'll be washing my hair, but if anyone does plan to watch, I'll be surprised if he doesn't start bagging significantly on Iran -- now that we've given the Iraqis a brand-new lease on life.

[Rainscents]

32. If any DU'ers are going to watch Duba speech... Watch it on C-Span.

C-Span don't do ratings. DO NOT WATCH IT ON CABLE OR LOCAL ABC, CBS, and NBC.

I can't stomach the baster!

[jillan]

33. His voice gives my a migrane!

[tinfoilinfor2005]

34. Well of course, unless someone puts a bullet through my tv screen

Oops, there it goes...