AUYellowDog
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Tue Jun-28-05 03:49 PM
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Drinking game for tonight's speech |
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Take 1 drink for every time the following is said or shown:
hard work tough thugs smirking stay the course
Take 2 drinks for everytime the following is said or shown:
the American flag (unless there's one behind him) a link is made between Iraq's independance and the 4th of July Cheney or a senior cabinet official is shown transfer of sovereignty
Finish your drink if the following is said or shown:
setting an exit date giving an exit strategy he's wearing any sort of military uniform he says "God Bless America" Supreme Court is mentioned
Stop drinking if any of the following is said or shown (you've had too much):
He admits he's wrong He gives up He makes sense
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Tue Jun-28-05 03:51 PM
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Hippo_Tron
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Tue Jun-28-05 03:52 PM
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2. I think that I'd die of alcohol poisoning if I played this |
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Then again, I don't think that I can watch moron in chief talk for more than 2 minutes without having something to drink.
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DesEtoiles
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Tue Jun-28-05 03:52 PM
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3. "the world is better off without Saddam" |
Proud_Lefty
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Tue Jun-28-05 03:52 PM
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Hope you don't mind. I'm sending this out to all my friends. Too funny.
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Tue Jun-28-05 03:53 PM
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I won't be drinking. I'll be taking notes - that is - when I'm NOT making my middle finger work overtime...
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DesEtoiles
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Tue Jun-28-05 03:54 PM
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6. every time you see the receiver or wire under his suit jacket |
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Tue Jun-28-05 03:57 PM
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7. I, SteppingRazor, do solemnly swear to play this game tonight. |
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... with a bottle of Chivas Regal. Will post the results tomorrow.
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AUYellowDog
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Tue Jun-28-05 03:58 PM
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9. I'm going to post them tonight |
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but most people won't be able to read it most likely, unless they are fluent in drunkenese.
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Tue Jun-28-05 03:58 PM
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8. Or beter yet, donate $1 to the DNC |
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Tue Jun-28-05 04:03 PM
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Ready4Change
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Tue Jun-28-05 04:16 PM
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11. Overtime drinking game. |
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Edited on Tue Jun-28-05 04:23 PM by Ready4Change
Take a drink if a talking head announcer says:
"He was in top form tonight."
"He made a strong case for..." (staying the course in Iraq, or Doing all we can to protect our families against gay marriage, or Protecting that gains made so far by making his tax cuts permament, or Creating a future by privatizing social security)
"He's a clear communicator"
"He showed why so many voted for him last Novemeber"
Finish your drink (while you still can) if a talking head says:
"He made a clear case for acting swiftly and pre-emptively against " (Iran, or Syria, or Korea)
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Tue Jun-28-05 04:25 PM
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12. Should we add an extra inning for Freep callers on C-SPAN? |
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"God made this great Christian man President"
"If John Kerry had been elected, them goddamn insurgents would have bombed the east coast by now"
"Why do the Libruls keep lyin about what a Great Christian Man our pResident is??"
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Tue Jun-28-05 05:15 PM
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13. Better make sure you are staying where you are. Your designated |
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driver is gonna get zonked by the fumes.
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Tue Jun-28-05 05:17 PM
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14. say the word "shame" every time he says "9/11" nt |
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Tue Jun-28-05 05:21 PM
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15. Drink when he pats his "air dog." |
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W when speaking seems in the last year or so to be going downhill. Watch his speech and see if he does not try to pat a pretend dog with his right hand as he trying to "catapult the propaganda."
His shoulders slump and he starts an up and down motion w/ his right hand as if he has a large dog right next to him. I call that tic "patting his air dog."
"Terrorists fear freedom and democracy ...... pat pat pat ...... and I will not have the will of our freedom fighters shaken by ....... pat pat pat..... terrorists who have fears." pat pat pat
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Tue Jun-28-05 05:44 PM
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16. rape rooms always brings a smirk to his face |
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Tue Jun-28-05 06:24 PM
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Gonna be tough gettin' to work tomorrow, though. I know it. ;)
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Tue Jun-28-05 06:53 PM
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18. every time he giggles inappropriately n/t |
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