In Tonight's Speech, Bush Will:

[smoogatz]

[Goldmund]

1. See, the inherent problem with your poll...

...is that polls only allow a single choice.

[smoogatz]

3. Except those that include an "all of the above" option, you mean.

[Goldmund]

4. Well...

Not really. I'd vote for the first three options, and maybe the feces one. But there ain't no way he'll ask the twins to enlist.

[AntiCoup2K4]

2. Seeing as the troops are the primary audience.....

His speech will be designed to convince them that the "insurgents" in Iraq are the very same people who blew up the World Trade Center.

Look for phrases like "We didn't start this war", "this war came to us on September 11" and other such complete fucking lies.

[XemaSab]

8. "These people attacked us!"

n/t

[AlinPA]

5. Tell 'murcans that don't love the war that they hate Jesus and the troops

[catnhatnh]

6. Other...I vote he will....

....stutter and stumble so badly over the english language in a drug and alcohol induced near stupor that he will permanently injure both his tongue and epiglottis and will HENCEFORTH be forced to hoot his addled commands....

[OneTwentyoNine]

7. I'll take the veiled tie-in of Iraq and 9/11 any old day.....

It'll happen when he says we are "At War with 9/11 terrorists,better there than here".