Experienced Communications Professional Seeking New Job UPDATE: He found w

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KOS has something funny on Rove, his new resume: For the whole enchilada click here>
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2005/7/18/14583/2876



Karl Rove
The White House
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW
Washington, DC 20500

OBJECTIVE

To contribute communication skills in a permanent position as a hatchetman in a rapidly growing political machine.

EXPERIENCE

Deputy White House Chief of Staff, 2004-present

* Crafted political strategy and security policy for major industrialized nation
* Smeared opposition leaders, members of media through misinformation campaigns
* Kept outing of CIA spy scandal out of the media until after reelection campaign

Senior Advisor to the President, 2001-2004

* Deceived large diverse nation into war on false pretenses
* Managed personal conflicts of interest, including holding shares in Enron, Boeing, General Electric, and Pfizer while crafting policies and meeting with industry lobbyists
* Used 9/11 to cement Republican gains in the House and take over the Senate in 2002
* Raised money and managed political career of right-wing judge Priscilla Owens, coordinating donations from businesses with cases pending before the court, and then orchestrating her elevation to a Federal Circuit Court

Bush-Quayle Texas Campaign, 1992

* Sabotaged Bush loyalist and state campaign manager Robert Mosbacher in internal feud over direct mail contracts
* Fired for leaking information to journalist Bob Novak

[Dr.Phool]

1. Looks like he's applying for Satans job.