Flash-forward to Bush's speech on October 15, 2008...

[Ian David]

In response to the October surprise nuclear attack on The City of Los Angeles:

Flash-forward to Bush's speech on October 15, 2008

"Today, we pay tribute to the one Million Democratic voters of Los Angeles who died last week in a cowardly act of Nuclear terrorism.

"We ask that you honor their memory, and protect the future and safety of our farms, hilltops, bayous and Christian communities by voting for Dick Cheney and Rick Santorum on November Second.

"The terrorists think they can strike at will in the urban, largely Democratic, cities of America. I say to them, 'bring... it... on!'"

"America stands ready to fight this Crusade against terror until the last American Person of Color lies dead and bleeding.

"We will fight them in the cities so we don't have to fight them here-- in America's Heartland-- where the good, Christian, Americans live in peace and without un-patriotic protests and dissent.

"Already, we have over Five Hundred Thousand suspected Islamic terrorists in custody. By the end of the year, we expect to have over 1.6 Million suspected Islamic terrorists in custody.

"In light of the recent exposure of an Israeli spy in The State Department, we have also begun to question and detain thousands of suspected Zionist conspirators and their sympathizers.

"The Chief Justice of the Supreme Court, Judge Roy Moore, tells me that several thousand suspected Islamic Terrorists, Zionist conspirators, and Environmentalist Saboteurs, have already been tried, found guilty, and executed in the past five days alone.

"In the aftermath of these disturbing developments, it is more important than ever that we continue to fund the faith-based organizations that are offering aid and comfort to our citizens. Since last year, there is hardly a single American that has not come to depend heavily upon one or more of these faith-based organizations.

"But we can not allow the Enemies of Freedom to use America and our kindness to destroy us from within. That is why I have issued a Presidential Order to create an electronic identification system for all Americans who wish to participate in commerce within our borders.

"Each citizen will be asked to pledge their patriotism-- to support our country, our President, and Our Lord-- and only then will they be issued a magnetic chip implanted in the back of their hand. This chip (and a corresponding bar code on the forehead) will clearly mark them, and set them apart from the evil-doers.

"May Jesus Christ Bless America. Amen.

"Now, I will answer some of the questions that the media submitted in advance to Press Secretary James Guckert."

[LeftNYC]

1. Cheney will be like 100 in 2008 and Santorum will be strung up

on bestiality charges...It'll be Bush saying, "We must avoid further nuclear terror by fighting them over there, so we dont continue to see further nuclear destruction on our soil. Thats why I am saying, you must put Bill Frist in the White House. He will lead the US in prayers, yet be tough on our enemies during this time of nuclear fallout."

[getmeouttahere]

2. Bravo! This being the "Sheeple never awaking" version