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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-09-05 10:23 AM
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Katherine Harris: Stop trying to kill me with your bus!!!
Twice in two days I nearly got wiped out by Harris' big, black obnoxious Harris for Senate bus which looks kinda like:




Hey Katherine, if you heard a car horn blowing at you as you crossed University from the airport last night, that was me.

Me again this morning on 15th E as you, again, blocked the road. Where'd you get your license...Walmart?
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RobertSeattle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-09-05 10:24 AM
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1. THAT BUS HAS BEEN COLORIZED!!
:evilgrin:
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Moochy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-09-05 10:37 AM
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9. De Colores ized


This is her clown bus in natural light. You be the judge...
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-09-05 10:52 AM
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13. Milk through nose, unto keyboard
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SteppingRazor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-09-05 10:26 AM
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2. You can't blame her...
I mean, there was that one guy that tried to run her down last election. I'm sure she's got some rage issues over that ;)

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Moochy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-09-05 10:29 AM
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3. Did 50 clowns pour out of it?
Here is a shot of her bus driver:

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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-09-05 10:33 AM
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7. That was him, but he had purple hair
and a Katherine mask on his face!!!
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Moochy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-09-05 10:34 AM
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8. Goofy Clown Horn
Maybe you couldnt hear the goofy clown horn she had rigged up on that bus.
Ahoooga oooga!!
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Sparkman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-09-05 10:29 AM
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4. Is she running for office? A stupid vehicle for less than a rock band!
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marbuc Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-09-05 10:29 AM
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5. I'm sure she wasn't driving
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Bush_Eats_Beef Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-09-05 10:31 AM
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6. "I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too!"


Oh, wait...wrong witch. My bad!



:evilgrin:
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Maraya1969 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-09-05 10:37 AM
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10. Next time knock her into a side road ditch - maybe an alligator bite
will stop............oh wait I saw her teeth. It would be dangerous for the alligators.
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-09-05 10:46 AM
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11. You cannot apply mascara in your rear view mirror, Katherine
And get off the cell phone while you're driving Miss Revlon.
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KansDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-09-05 10:50 AM
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12. All that bus needs is a red light by the door to make it complete. (eom)
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-09-05 10:54 AM
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14. To pay for leasing it.
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KansDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-09-05 11:17 AM
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19. At $20 a trick, it would take a while...(eom)
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-09-05 11:19 AM
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20. $20? You mean $.20, right?
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KansDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-09-05 11:28 AM
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23. Yes, I was being a bit too generous. Make it $2...
Perhaps it'll bring back a renewed interest in the $2 bill.

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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-09-05 11:36 AM
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25. Not in this economy
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SonofMass Donating Member (225 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-09-05 10:57 AM
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15. I nearly got wiped out by her bust, too....
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Moochy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-09-05 11:04 AM
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17. Did Queen Catherine..
... meet her end in a similar arrangement?
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-09-05 11:12 AM
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18. hubba hubba
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Vickers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-09-05 11:21 AM
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22. butterface
:spank:
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Moochy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-09-05 11:00 AM
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16. Did her truck play 'Pop goes the weasel' ?
Edited on Tue Aug-09-05 11:02 AM by Moochy
"Me again this morning on 15th E as you, again, blocked the road. Where'd you get your license...Walmart?"

Maybe she was selling tasty frozen treats to potential voters.



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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-09-05 11:21 AM
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21. Big enough to park a bus in
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-09-05 11:35 AM
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24. Separated at birth


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Skidmore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-09-05 11:38 AM
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26. Man, that's scary...
Who knew?
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DeepModem Mom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-09-05 11:59 AM
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27. Looks like Darth Vader's bus. nt
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-09-05 12:07 PM
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28. Katherine for Senate
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