underpants
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Sun Aug-14-05 08:40 AM
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| Need DEADLINE help-Constitution due tomorrow |
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Anyone know where I can get some last minute help?
Anyone?
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| mcscajun
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Sun Aug-14-05 09:16 AM
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| 1. What kind of help are you looking for? |
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Sun Aug-14-05 09:34 AM
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| 2. Here's what you must do.... |
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Get a ream of pre drilled paper for a 3 ring binder and a rubber stamp that says "Top Secret". Take about 100 sheets of blank paper and put it in the binder, stamp the front of the binder "Top Secret" and appoint a trusted friend (who should be very US friendly) to be the only person allowed to see the new "Constitution" and declare mission accomplished. Then defer to trusted friend all questions about the new "Constitution" who will then brush aside all questions about the new "Constitution" as a risk to National Security and will issue edicts whenever the need arises and write them into the binder as if they were there all the time. Simple really.
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Sun Aug-14-05 09:43 AM
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Press Conference 8/15/05
"uh yeah you from the Baghdad Gazette"
"Will we, the Iraqi people, get to SEE this constitution?"
"Well at this time we can't do that due to National Security concerns... yeah you over there..."
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