I got a survey from Dennis Hastert. What should I do with it?

[BOSSHOG]

ASK AMERICA POLICY SURVEY

Some of the questions:

- Do you support p. bush in his efforts to wipe out terrorism worldwide EVEN IF THIS WAR GOES ON FOR MANY YEARS?

- Do you think American troops should pursue terrorists and their leaders even if it means GOING INTO COUNTRIES WHERE WE ARE NOT INVITED?

- Do you agree that a top priority should be making p. bush's 1.3 trillion dollar tax cut PERMANENT?

- Does the national news media accurately report the news WITHOUT LIBERAL BIAS?

and on and on and on. CAPS are mine. I get crap like this often because a "good buddy" of mine who knows my politics thought it would be cool to sign me up with the gop. Argh, argh. Actually we are good buddies and when you think about it, its not only funny but sometimes useful. I think I'll see if I can help Denny out with his survey.

[judy]

1. I think you are right,

you should truthfully respond, and send it back.
Maybe you won't be the only one :)

[SteppingRazor]

4. Exactly what I'd do.

He wants your opinion? Let him have it.

[dweller]

2. reply and tell him

'it's the ECONOMY, STUPID'

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=102x1705319

since he denies it's important.

dp

[Lindacooks]

3. Fill it out and send it back!

During the Ray-gun years we'd get polls from our repuke senators, and I'd always fill them in. In fact, for every question that asked 'what's the biggest problem this country faces?' I'd write in 'Ronald Reagan.

Also feel free to cross out and add your own stuff - like "Does the national news media accurately report the news WITHOUT CONSERVATIVE BIAS?"

[seemslikeadream]

5. Send the Vanity Fair article to him

If you want I'll pm it to you

[ibegurpard]

6. Put it in a box with something really heavy

and send it back...that's assuming return postage is paid.

[Freddie Stubbs]

7. I'm assuming that it also asks you for money

Many fundraising appeals are often made to look like surveys. They are actually quite effective.

[BOSSHOG]

13. Well I'll be damned

Ole Denny wants me to send him some money. Just for that I'll drop a few bucks from my Military pension and send it from Mississippi to New York to help Senator Clinton whip that botox' bitches ass.

[Ganja Ninja]

8. Send him a survey back.

1. Are you still taking bribes?

2. Are you still a crook?

3. Do you still beat your wife and kids?

[punpirate]

9. Fill it out...

... wipe your ass with the other side and send it back.

Maybe they'll get the picture. :)

[madrchsod]

10. why didn`t i get one!

he just gave us 2.5 million for some bike trails to nowhere! i guess i`d better give my new home town hero a call and find out where my survey is..

[spuddonna]

11. Good gravy! Do the survey and send it back!!

Just make sure to ask how much he got from Turkey for his campaign... :)

[LittleClarkie]

12. Do what my guitar teacher did with a Frist letter

Get some cat poop and mail it back to them.

He was pissed at the Dems, was my teacher. He's getting all these Repub letters and no Dem letters. He wants to know where they are. I said, you don't want them anyway, they're all fundraising letters anyway. And they are, on BOTH sides.