Raptureology 101 to 496

[opihimoimoi]

E Komo mai inu coolaid.....

What is the Rapture?

When does it come?

Who ordered it?

Who designed it?

Why? For what purpose?

What happens if it doesn't come...where do we put all those Rapturees?

Is there a second Rapture in case some of us miss the First?

Does the Rapture use Gas? Diesel?

What is the capacity of a Rapture? 39? 91817? billions?

Is it slow? Mega fast? faster than Light?

Are the seats/showers comfy?

Where does the Rapturettes go for clothing/fashion/bags/shoes

Can we bring Pets, Plants, coloring books, reading material, hobbies, golf clubs...?

What we gonna do if and when we get there? sit around?

Is Pat Robinson, Oral Roberts, Jerry Falwell, Ernest Angley, etc gonna be there too? Why, won't they scare other rapturers off?

Who decides who stays and who comes? A committee? A test? Cindy?

Is Bush in on this?

He don't qualy? Why not??

[longship]

1. Raptureology 496.5

:nuke: :nuke: :nuke:
Must rapture everybody!!
:nuke: :nuke: :nuke:

[xray s]

2. The Rapture is a Lie

It was invented by a guy named John Nelson Darby in the 1830's.

The Catholic Church and most Protestant faiths do not believe in it.

It makes a lot of money for the wicked worshippers of Mammom, the Almighty Dollar. Greed is their creed.

They are selling box seats in the sky to view the end of the world, but the stadium doesn't exist.


here you go...(I am not catholic, but this link is a pretty good slam on the Rapture Myth)

http://www.catholicculture.org/docs/doc_view.cfm?recnum=5788

[opihimoimoi]

3. Rapture is a myth??? OMG, the Holes in the Balloon