Bushs speech--whats with the eyebrow?

[yy4me]

Another wall? Another bike? Its another booboo. Poor George, life's tough! Good lord, can this guy do anything but read his speeches? They are all the same, a first grader would know them by heart by now!

[mzteris]

1. pic link? n/t

[elehhhhna]

3. live now-cnn & fauznoose

[elehhhhna]

2. botox injection site

[whatever4]

4. My inner child

wishes it came from his own daddy bitchslapping him for ruining the nation. In my silly girlish fantasies, I believe elder Bush cared, a little, for the nation, somehow. But I've almost outgrown those imaginary ideas.

[Mist]

5. Hmm (searching for glasses) - yep, another bike fall, most likely. n/t

[tridim]

6. It's the tap for his daily botox injections.

[SpiralHawk]

7. Did Bush have another FACE incident? OMG

How many FREAKY FACIALS is this for Bush? The mind fairly reels and staggers at the number. We must be getting close to 10. A grown man with so many facial injuries? Hello? He definitely has ISSUES.

Someone, somewhere must be keeping track. Heading off in the Vast Reaches of the Internet-Universe to see what I can find. Be back soon.
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Okay, gotta get back to work so this will have to do for now -- a straight news recap of the Famous & Mysterious Pretzel Incident:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/cbbcnews/hi/world/newsid_1759000/1759093.stm


George Bush (claims he) 'chokes on pretzel'


Updated 14 January 2002, 08.18


President George Bush choked on a pretzel and fainted onto the floor (he claims).

He cut his face and bruised his lip in the fall, but the White House doctor, Richard Tubb, said (claimed) he was fine now.

The accident happened on Sunday when the American leader (claims) he was munching on a pretzel - a popular savoury snack in the US.

He apparently did not swallow his food properly (he claims), which slowed down his heart rate and caused him to faint and fall off his sofa.

George Bush was on his own watching American football at the time (he claims)

[lavenderdiva]

8. I noticed the same thing too, and have been searching the internets

for a picture of today's speech, where his left eyebrow was topped by a rather large scab, or wound. Is it another bike-riding incident? Why don't they just get him training wheels and be done with it? Obviously, the man is imbalanced (in more ways than one!), and needs help. I guess he'd whine and have a tantrum if they took his bike away altogether...

[SpiralHawk]

10. Why don't the reporters ask about these things?

Through their calculated inattention they are betraying America.

We the people are paying the salaries of these high-end bureacrats. We have a right to know what is going on, and whether the president is seriously unbalanced.

Why does Bush keep smashing his face into things?

Why does his jaw twitch so noticeably and forcefully when he is in public?

Que Pasa?

[spinbaby]

9. He's often got something on his eyebrow

Usually on the inside of the right eyebrow. It comes and goes. Stress-induced boil would be my guess.

[Lisa]

15. perhaps he picks at it when he's agitated?

My mom, a registered nurse, commented that this is probably how his infamous "cheek boil" of 2000 got infected.

[Bluesplayer]

11. I have an alcoholic friend

he always has a bandaid on his face too. "Falling down drunk" causes some problems.

[Contrary1]

12. Here's a pic:

Interesting that when you click to enlarge it, an entirely different picture comes up. But then again, this is Fauxnews.



On the left: http://www.foxnews.com/

[SpiralHawk]

13. Aha - using my Double Super Secret Scrying Technique

Taught to me in Lower Patagonia by a sagacious Mega-Magus (unafiliated with Skull & Bones, Opus Dei, or the oil industry), I can see EXACTLY what this is.

It's an anal cyst. Apparently -- and this is where Black Magic may come into it all -- the cyst at one time festooned the anus of a Multi-Millionaire Radio Demagogue.

Some kind of BIZARRE mystic occult spell de-atomized the cyst from the Radio's host's anus (where it had EARNED him a draft deferment the old-fashion way), and wafted the cyst into a subatomic, superstrings worm hole of NO TIME.

Now the cyst has re-emerged from the time-space continuum, and reappeared above Bush's left eyebrow.

It could be time to sic Pat Robertson on the EVIL SORCERERS who have perpetrated this heinous anus trick.

[Dr Fate]

14. That was my very first thought as well. n/t

n/t

[SpiralHawk]

23. Your first thought was also the Heinous-Anus Sorcery Hypothesis?

In the absence of any real reporting on this OBVIOUS WEIRDNESS by the so-called press corps, I MUST conclude that we MUST be ABSOLUTELY CORRECT.

[jokerman93]

16. Jokerman's Fight Club Theory

I think Bush and some of his twisted pals get it on occasionally with some macho fight club action down on the pig farm.

...Or maybe it's a Pulp Fiction thing. Dubya loves dress up. Maybe he gives the Bulldog a call and they play "get the gimp" in the White House basement.

:spank:

[Dr Fate]

24. Reminds me of that homosexual underworld hanky-panky scene in "JFK"

It's well known that "Butch John" Repubs dig "the rough stuff."

I think you may be on to somthing.

[OneTwentyoNine]

17. Looks like Chimp fall down go boom once again.....

Pretzels and beer,more pretzels more beer....

[mithnanthy]

18. It's.....

the MARK of THE BEAST.....

[paineinthearse]

19. And what's with the red hair?

Was my color off, or during the VFW speech, it appeared he had had a dye job of his old salt and pepper color.

[xxqqqzme]

22. I noticed the red hair as well

what did they run out of grecian formula?

[cyn2]

20. Now you know, if someone in your office had this many ....

face scrapes, they'd be sent for counseling (or an intervention). I believe the guy is still a drunk.

[Lisa]

25. or be asked about spousal abuse

If I had a female co-worker who had this many injuries, I would be concerned. (Not to say that males can't be beaten by their partners too, of course.)

[Lars39]

21. They've always had trouble grooming his unibrow.

I think what you're seeing is a little stubble from the shave.

[LittleClarkie]

26. He was a bit thick in his speech as well

Almost a slur, but as if he had cottonmouth or something.

He's been looking like shit lately. I still think he had a stroke.

[Lone_Wolf]

27. skin cancer?

maybe he's had some suspicious moles removed? Of course the medical records they release on him are carefully vetted to make us believe that he's in perfect health.

[SpiralHawk]

28. the would-be highbrow's eyebrows are exceeding peculiar

and marked.

Nota Bene the MANY FACIAL INJURIES, and the PRONOUNCED and continual TWITCHING of the man's jaw.

Uneasy lies the head of the man beneath the stolen crown.