Robertson's excuse - "I squeezed my eyes too hard"

[TheCowsCameHome]

"and wound up crapping in my drawers. Pheeew. Bad squeeze. I thought no one would notice".

[HysteryDiagnosis]

1. The truly scary part is that hundreds of thousands perhaps

millions of Americans would follow this phool off a cliff... and quite literally... they are.

[elehhhhna]

2. and what if his diarrhea comes back?

[doc03]

3. Ever notice he always has that same shit eating

smirk that GWB has when he spews out his venom.

[riverwalker]

4. What is with the eye squeeze?

Never could understand that whole thing. What other religion is so estranged from the creator, that they believe they have to forcefully extract a prayer from their cells and shoot it up to heaven.
They think praying is like squeezing a zit. :eyes:

[Geoff R. Casavant]

5. For a good laugh

Try locating and downloading the "Farting Preacher" videos -- "Farting Preacher II" is the funniest of the lot.