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Bush_Eats_Beef Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-26-05 03:03 AM
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Bill O'Reilly asks: "Are You An Extremist" (he makes a Schiavo "joke")
Are You An Extremist?
Thursday, August 25, 2005
By Bill O'Reilly

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,166709,00.html

So are you an extremist? "Talking Points" has devised a short list of indicators:

• If you think Michael Moore reports accurately, you're an extremist.

• If you think the documentary "Outfoxed" tells the truth about this network, you're in the extreme zone.

• If you agree with Reverends Falwell and Robertson that gays and abortionists caused God to allow 9/11, you're an extremist.

• If you still think Terri Schiavo is aware of her surroundings, this extreme is for you.

• If you believe an open border is good for the USA, you have entered extreme territory.

• If you feel foreign terrorists have constitutional rights, and convicted child sex offenders should not serve long prison terms, say hello to the extremist label.

• If you agree that Allah is OK with slaughtering civilians, you're extreme.

• If you admire the philosophy of the Third Reich, you're there.

• And if you agree with everything President Bush has done, you're an extremist.

• And if you think everything he's done has been wrong, put a big 'E' on your forehead as well.

• And finally, if you applaud when Barbra Streisand talks geopolitics or when a right wing talk show host urges a nuclear strike on Iran, welcome to the wonderful world of extremism.

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fujiyama Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-26-05 03:05 AM
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1. If your initials are BO
you're likely an extremist...or you just smell.

And mmmm that falafal looks appetizing. I haven't had Arabic food in a while. Good stuff.
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nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-26-05 03:05 AM
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2. When you say SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP to the survivor of a
9/11 victim, you get a great big E too!

When you call everyone else names, while sexually harrassing staff on your show, you're an extremist.
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mirandaod Donating Member (437 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-26-05 03:08 AM
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3. If you believe anything he says,
you're an extremist, and a nutball.
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wli Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-26-05 03:10 AM
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4. Foxworthy-style, "If you're left of Hitler, you might be an extremist" n/t
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-26-05 05:04 AM
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5. when you constantly judge others on your sick show
then pay off a woman whom you sexually harassed in a most disgusting manner, you are an extreme pervert and a hypocrite to boot
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