Soon, the Bush will make a token appearance in New Orleans

[opihimoimoi]

for some Photo Ops....prolly stand on the dyke when the waves come crashing through...I hope....

The pressure is on him to say something...especially after the first attempt went bad when he switched channels and talked about his WAR....

So now, its clean up the act time...as he has for 5 years, one excuse after another....

With this guy, there is no Gain....only PAIN

[knowbody0]

1. prolly fishing for catfish in the flood waters

[kenny blankenship]

17. Hey lookee! I got sumthin'. It's a boot! With a foot still in it!

Git the net Uncka Dick, thissun's a WHOPPER!

[wtmusic]

2. You must be kidding

That wimp won't set foot 500 miles withing NOLA until the dead are dead and the damage is done. THEN we'll get the "pledge" speech, then back to Crawford

[Bumblebee]

3. Yes, watch for him to grab someone's megaphone and address

the citizens of NO blaming it all on the terrorists who will not win!

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

4. He has to sober up first

did you see the photos of him from today? He looked....well....

[NMDemDist2]

6. linky for pics? n/t

[Sparkly]

9. Here he is with an Alfalfa thing goin' on with the hair....

[opihimoimoi]

15. Damn if he don look lost for thoughts......

[NoFederales]

22. Nah, that's a new way to flip the bird. . . .

NoFederales

[calimary]

33. Why does he always look either like he's trying to sell a lemon of a

used car, or that he's a little kid who snuck into daddy's closet and stole one of his suits and dress shirts?

[opihimoimoi]

42. He looks it, sounds like it, exudes it, ...he is a dumb kid in dressed up

clothes.....like real bad acting....

[BleedingHeartPatriot]

28. I just remarked on this on another thread...his vacay is ruined and he's

had to do his drinking in binges instead of days at a time, like he usually does in Crawford. MKJ

[kahleefornia]

5. well, apparently he's gonna need a boat. nt

[Bumblebee]

8. His Daddy has a nice one -- he'll borrow it.

[OneTwentyoNine]

36. Didn't Chimp get the "remodel" done on the Sequoia??

How many MILLIONS was that going to run after being in moth balls for a few decades. Carter shit canned it as a useless expense to taxpayers,Chimp wants it refitting so he can play Capt.Courageous.

[JAbuchan08]

7. He's always at his best when he's reacting to events that are out of

his control. He'll take a few photo opportunities act as though he feels some remorse and then go back to his vacation confident that was his only course of action.

[Bumblebee]

10. Sending most of LA National Guard to Iraq was not, exactly, out

of his control, wouldn't you agree?

[JAbuchan08]

18. Oh definitely, but you know how Bush acts he wouldn't have

sent the LA Guard to Iraq if he wasn't "forced by events," to attack Iraq.
Where many leaders cultivate an illusion of complete control Bush cultivates an illusion of being trapped on a certain course because of a series of events. It diminishes his responsibility, because if their are negative consequences to his actions they were "inevitable" You see what I'm saying?

[OneTwentyoNine]

37. Didn't he pull that exact same shit in Florida after Hurricanes?

Him and Jebby run around looking at destruction,shake a few hands and give several bullshit speechs. Months later it was still a GD disaster with Bush not really doing anything about it.

Sure makes him look good on FOX,CNN and MSNBC.

[speedoo]

11. If the Dems were properly ready to take him on...

they would be already questioning why FEMA was not jumping up and down days ago getting NO evacuated.

But the Dems are still afraid of getting down and dirty with this administration.

Sigh.

[Bumblebee]

12. It will be all blamed on the mayor of NO who is probably a Dem,

and on the governor who is a Dem

[speedoo]

14. The locals will deserve their share of the blame.

But that does not mean the Coward and his administration should be blameless.

[kenny blankenship]

13. Proving that wherever he goes, destruction soon follows?

[opihimoimoi]

16. The Bad Luck Prez???

[sam sarrha]

19. he might FLY over..... no more

[cliss]

20. Or....

he might show up long after the danger has passed and show up for some Photo-Ops. He'll be standing safely by a delivery truck, handing out 1-gallon bottles of water.

He'll feel real good about it, too. (smiles, but doesn't want to smile too much. It might make him seem insincere. Must look serious, "I feel your pain" kind of thing).

Plus, he'll me calculating how much F.E.M.A. money he has to part with. He'll want to make sure there's some left for Ole Jeb.

Blood is thicker than water, you know.

[kenny blankenship]

21. dike not dyke

He stood on a dyke when he spoke at Bob Jones University (first day of the season corresponded with the South Carolina primaries)

[opihimoimoi]

29. He will stand on Ann the Mann...LOL

[AntiCoup2K4]

43. Ann the Man's not a dyke

s/he's a trannie.

[opihimoimoi]

51. I stand corrected...lol

[hatrack]

23. He will hand out bottled water to pre-screened hurricane victims . . .

And he will roll up his shirt sleeves to show how much a man of the people he is.

Come, we go donate to Red Cross, help as we can.

[Humor_In_Cuneiform]

24. They might helicopter him in to the Superdome...

the top of it. Maybe they'll just hover over it.

Or if he is really desperate for a photo op they'll let him out when the water has risen, and he will walk on the water.

:rofl:

[opihimoimoi]

30. They should drop him in the water from 585767 feet

[Humor_In_Cuneiform]

34. That's a lot of feet!

Like more than 100 miles. He can fly too, can't he?

[opihimoimoi]

39. Super Bush or Flyin Dufus???

[Humor_In_Cuneiform]

46. Soaring Dufus!

[opihimoimoi]

49. Soaring?? Maybe Plummeting Dufus?? LOL

Gives sky diving a new meaning...right into the pig shit....

[win_in_06]

25. Katrina is bound for the heart of Red State America

so I see Bush trying to make political gains from it for '06.

[Humor_In_Cuneiform]

27. If we had the left wing equivalent of Robertson, Falwell

they might say that Florida last year and now still more of the south and southeast are paying for their political sins and lies, and an immoral war.

But we don't. We're above saying something like that.

:7

[opihimoimoi]

31. He caused it, but then, anything can be spun....

[OneTwentyoNine]

26. Katrina...a Category 5 Terrorist....Coming SOON to FOX n/t

[opihimoimoi]

32. Takes the heat off Rove and the Coward from Crawford

[Humor_In_Cuneiform]

35. He is the last thing N.O. needs...

I'm really hoping, praying for Katrina to at least not hit it directly and/or to drop from category 5 to something lower.

Storms are awesome displays of nature, I like to follow them, but this one is so potentially destructive and dangerous.

I hope everyone gets evacuated to high ground. Physical high ground, that is.

Some would never make it to the moral high ground.

;)

[opihimoimoi]

40. This Perfect Storm for the most vurnable US City has been described by

many leading experts as a horror of all HORRORS. Murphys Law, if it can happen...it will, and when it does, the worst of the worst can be expected...Mrs Murphy is a comin....

[Javaman]

38. Be prepared for when he compares it to 9/11, he will, you know.

anytime there is a flood, hurricane, fire, tornado, anything that has destroyed building, he reaches into his pocket sprinkles them will whiffle dust until their eye's glaze over and then starts spouting about 9/11. Given that the 4th anniversary is just around the corner, you can depend on it.

This guy has gotten more mileage out of 9/11 then and old buick with bald tires.

[opihimoimoi]

41. Not this one...if he tries...big dumb move.....

[Javaman]

47. The man* has no shame, I put nothing past him.

When was the last time in recent memory that moron* didn't take advantage of something or someone to help boost his plummeting poll numbers?

I think he well take full advantage of this.

I think we should start a pool here on DU. LOL

[opihimoimoi]

52. You are right, he has no shame.....none, nada, zilch, nai....

[MadeinOhio]

44. Its a nice thought but I think he'll stay in Crawford.....

Camped out with Cindy Sheehan and thousands of other mothers letting him know the war based on lies, is going to die.

[opihimoimoi]

53. The Cowardly Lyin stuck in the corner....

[BlueCollar]

45. every dem should paint "Impeach Bush"

on their roofs...so he can feel the love as he flys over and looks down at the damage.

[geckosfeet]

48. Pray for a perfectly timed tsunami,,,,,,, n/t

[opihimoimoi]

50. Thats NEXT??? O Boy, What he gonna do then???? Prey some more?

[geckosfeet]

55. Hey opihi ! Big wave to flush B*sh out to sea ! n/t

[opihimoimoi]

56. Hopefully he be awash in some toxic shit from his buddies who pollute

The Land.....

Neva pilau Ka'aina

Never Dirty the Land.....

[PurityOfEssence]

54. So, now he thinks he can walk on water, huh?

Break out the loaves, folks; it's time for a real fish fry.

[opihimoimoi]

57. The Invinciple Syndrome.....no less.....Oh Well, History will soon repeat

[LibDemAlways]

58. He's not worried about re-selection, so

he doesn't even have to pretend to give a shit. He's camped out at the lovely old historic Hotel Del Coronado in San Diego tonight - probably ordering up room service and watching cartoon network. NO is the last thing on his mind.

[alcuno]

59. Oooh! I hope he wears his SAILOR'S SUIT!

with the short blue pants.

[opihimoimoi]

62. oops

[opihimoimoi]

63. Bush wears thongs, blue ones?? ROTFLMAO

[Writer]

60. Maybe he can stand in the middle of Bourbon Street with a bullhorn

and his arm around a drunken survivor.

Now THAT would be a defining moment!

[opihimoimoi]

61. The Firemen are still pissed Bush used a FF inNYC as a PROP!!!