truthisfreedom
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Mon Sep-05-05 03:22 AM
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The US Postal Service has created a stamp with a picture of President George W. Bush to honor his first term achievements. In daily use it has been shown that the stamp is not sticking to envelopes. This has enraged the President who demanded a full investigation.
After a month of testing, a special presidential commission has made the following findings:
1) The stamp is in perfect order. 2) There is nothing wrong with the applied adhesive. 3) People are spitting on the wrong side.
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Mon Sep-05-05 03:24 AM
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Mon Sep-05-05 03:26 AM
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2. An oldie, but a goodie. |
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Mon Sep-05-05 03:50 AM
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3. I had never seen this one before . A good one indeed . |
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Mon Sep-05-05 05:16 AM
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4. Outstanding! Thank you. |
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Mon Sep-05-05 08:35 AM
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Mon Sep-05-05 09:24 AM
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Edited on Mon Sep-05-05 09:24 AM by Danmel
A few months ago I was at the local post office looking at stamps. The woman next to me picked up a package of Reagan stamps, looked at them and put them back. She turned to me and said "I wish they had George W. Bush Stamps". So I said "That would require him to be dead." And she smiled and said "Exactly!" and walked away.
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Mon Sep-05-05 09:45 AM
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Mon Sep-05-05 10:08 AM
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9. And this is the pic on it |
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Mon Sep-05-05 01:02 PM
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Mon Sep-05-05 10:13 AM
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10. Here's the pic on the stamp... |
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Mon Sep-05-05 11:22 AM
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Mon Sep-05-05 12:59 PM
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12. Fundies would buy it just to lick his backside once more n/t |
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Mon Sep-05-05 02:56 PM
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15. Great one! I'm going to spread it around |
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even tho nobody licks stamps any more.
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Mon Sep-05-05 01:39 PM
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14. The title of this thread had me very worried :) |
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