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DarienComp Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-15-05 04:58 PM
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What if George has to make a peepee during his speech tonight?
That is all.
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Arkana Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-15-05 04:59 PM
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1. That'll be amusing.
Hopping from foot to foot behind the podium will make it difficult for JimmyJeff to "service" him while everything goes on.
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DarienComp Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-15-05 05:03 PM
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3. i'd love to see if he wets 'em ;-)
cheney: "Why didn't you go before the damn speech?!"

bush: "I didn't have to go then!"
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Jack from Charlotte Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-15-05 07:44 PM
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15. He just needs to hold up the appropriate finger (1 or 2) and get Condi....
or Laura's permission. They'll excuse him if he doesn't abuse his bathroom privilege.
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atommom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-15-05 08:03 PM
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16. Damn. I was misinterpreting his finger gestures the whole time!
:crazy:
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rzemanfl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-15-05 05:00 PM
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2. There will be a bucket under the podium and if he has to shit, the
whole city stinks to high heaven anyway, no one will notice.
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Cyrano Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-15-05 05:04 PM
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6. It wouldn't even be noticed. He craps on the constitution every time he
opens his mouth.
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ClusterFreak Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-15-05 05:03 PM
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4. God forbid he has to go number two!!
Edited on Thu Sep-15-05 05:03 PM by Chimpys_Last_Stand
Well, if he does....he'll probably just wipe his ass with the Constitution.
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noahmijo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-15-05 05:03 PM
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5. What time does it come on
I need a good laugh....and a good cry
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hardrainfallin Donating Member (711 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-15-05 05:04 PM
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7. Sure wouldn't mind watching him stand in his own piss on nat'l
TV.

How's it feel, fuckwad?
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LSparkle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-15-05 05:10 PM
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8. Let him know what poor people of N.O. went through
He wouldn't know what to do without Babs or Pickles or Condi to wipe his ass for him ...
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category5 Donating Member (62 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-15-05 05:16 PM
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9. Secret Service will attached a long tube from George's pants to
the nearest rest room.
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sickinohio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-15-05 05:22 PM
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10. Ummmm - Condi
will be under the podium holding it for him???

:shrug:
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npincus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-15-05 07:13 PM
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13. No- she's the First Wiper
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npincus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-15-05 07:14 PM
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14. maybe he'll raise his hand and ask Cheney for a Bathroom Pass
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adigal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-15-05 08:46 PM
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17. No, silly, Condi will squeeze it really hard for him
to keep him from going!! LOL - you all crack me up!!
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nine23 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-15-05 05:28 PM
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11. Depends.
"DEPENDS". GET IT? I SO FUNNY...
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Chicago1 Donating Member (560 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-15-05 06:35 PM
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12. All of you are HYSTERICAL
I was on the floor crying laughing. Especially the Constitution comments.


THE REVOLUTION CAN'T COME FAST ENOUGH.
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Robertwf Donating Member (233 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-15-05 10:11 PM
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18. Just tell him to button it
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