MaineDem
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Sat Sep-24-05 10:26 AM
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Bush kidnapped by terrorists (a morning chuckle) |
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(I apologize if this has already made the DU rounds)
A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the highway. Nothing is moving. Suddenly a man knocks on the window.
The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened?"
"Terrorists kidnapped President Bush and are asking for a $10 million ransom. Otherwise they are going to douse him with gasoline and set him on fire. We are going from car to car to take up a collection."
The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving on average?"
"About a gallon."
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Meldread
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Sat Sep-24-05 10:42 AM
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I'll give two gallons! :P
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ayeshahaqqiqa
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Sat Sep-24-05 10:47 AM
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I can't wait to tell this to my husband when he wakes up!
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