Bennett: Aborting potential talk-show hosts reduces idiocy (humor)

[spooky3]

www.borowitzreport.com

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“I just want to put this out there,” Mr. Bennett said on “Morning in America,” his nationally syndicated radio program. “But if we were to systematically abort every future radio talk-show host in this country, the number of idiotic remarks made in America would plummet.”
“We have an enormous problem of gambling addiction in this country,” Mr. Bennett said. “It seems to me that the one surefire way to fix it would be to abort all future gambling addicts before they get the chance to hit the tables at Vegas.”

Furthermore, Mr. Bennett said, abortion could be the key to reducing the number of sanctimonious hypocrites in America today: “Let’s just abort all of those sanctimonious hypocrites before they start writing pompous books and hosting radio shows.”

Mr. Bennett, however, was tight-lipped on the subject of indicted House Majority Leader Tom Delay (R-Texas), saying merely, “There was a simple solution to that problem.”

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[rasputin1952]

1. LOL...

:rofl:

He's such an asshole.