It's "Say Something Nice About Michael Brown" Day!

[Demeter]

After the great success of Karen's Hughes Special Day, I thought it might be nice to honor another outstanding Bush appointment. So Brownie, here's to you!

Let's start off with the CiC:

"Brownie, you're doing a heck of a job!"

Can anybody top that?

[tainowarrior]

1. at least he's not beheaded for his crime

is that nice enough?

[Kool Kitty]

2. And he did resign.

Well, he sort of resigned. Kinda.

[Moochy]

3. He kept the horses safe

He didnt allow * to visit and practice his deviant horse-related fetishes while in charge of the Arabian Horse breeding organization.

[Bluzmann57]

4. I knew a guy named Mike Brown once

I was in High School with him. Is this the Mike Brown you're talking about? As far as I know, the Mike Brown I knew is one fine auto mechanic. Probably shouldn't be the leader of FEMA though. Oh wait, you mean the Arabian Horse guy? Sorry, can't think of anything nice to say about him.

[Sanity Claws]

5. He doesn't have the tight pursed lips that most Repubs have

[Neshanic]

6. He balances smarmy and condescending well. Has puss for it.

[marbuc]

7. He was a darn good shill for the administration

Best I can do, sorry.

[txaslftist]

8. He still has all his hair.

[AspenRose]

9. His nickname inspires me to make a pan of brownies.

eom

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

10. Brownie, you're 50% less incompetent than the President who appointed you!

nt

[brokensymmetry]

11. Brownie, you're a fine example

of the purest Republicanism. Your level of competence leaves no doubt about the skill and intelligence of the President who appointed you, or the Senate that confirmed your appointment. You've done a remarkable job of revealing just what this administration has done to America. :evilgrin:

[Marie26]

12. Tough one

I would say "you're good at pointing fingers & blaming other people" but he wasn't even very good at that. Hmmm... You're pretty good at pissing people off? That's a valuable skill.

[zbdent]

13. um, well, you see . . .

my mother told me, "If you can't say something nice about someone . . ."

[Humor_In_Cuneiform]

14. Brownie didn't bring in water drops to the Lakes, rivers etc

of New Orleans during and after Katrina.

Also he didn't personally dismantle and tear down the levees.

[NoPasaran]

15. He never presided over a scandal at the Texas Lottery Commission

Unlike a certain Supreme Court nominee I could mention

[Lindacooks]

16. His name is easy to spell.

:D

[Geek_Girl]

17. Michael Brown Made a great Fall Guy

NT

[Demeter]

18. Good Effort Everybody!

I'm sure Brownie will appreciate all the kind things you've said about him.

I'd like to add something, myself:

You have to admire the tenacity, the Chutzpah of a hack so addicted to the public teat that even after resigning in disgrace, he keeps a federal paycheck.

[mikelewis]

19. No matter how incompetent Mike Brown was...

He could never top this guy...



You'd think with as much brush as this guy pretends to enjoy cutting, he'd have been the first guy on the ground with a chainsaw clearing the roads. Oh well, what'd you expect from a pretend cowboy?

[Lisa]

20. his surname can easily be turned into a nickname ...

... even by someone as unoriginal as Bush!

[progressivejazz]

21. He's not as big a Brownie as Miers.

Just read the entry Frum scrubbed from last weeks blog today.

[Justpat]

22. He likes horses. Can't be all bad... n/t