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Fri Oct-07-05 12:52 PM
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If you were given a three minute meeting with Bush-- |
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what would you say? No false bravado, now--you're in the Oval Office, the secret service are in the room. What would you say to our Pretender in Chief?
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Fri Oct-07-05 12:53 PM
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1. I wouldn't say a thing |
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I would simply look at him, and, if I could take it, look into his heart.
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Fri Oct-07-05 01:09 PM
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12. Need any help packing? |
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Fri Oct-07-05 09:35 PM
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36. I wouldn't say a word--people like him NEVER recognize when |
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when they are wrong! The only one who would get upset is me!
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Fri Oct-07-05 12:54 PM
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2. I'd explain the Sermon on the Mount to him, liberal version |
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Fri Oct-07-05 12:54 PM
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3. I don't think I could stand 3 minutes with that asshole |
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I might have to shake his hand, and that ain't happening.
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Fri Oct-07-05 12:54 PM
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4. I would refuse the invitation |
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I have nothing to say to the man at all.
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Fri Oct-07-05 12:56 PM
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Fri Oct-07-05 12:56 PM
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6. I would ask him to leave |
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and call Al Gore to come and sit in his chair
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Fri Oct-07-05 12:56 PM
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7. "Can you get me two minutes with Karl?" nt |
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Fri Oct-07-05 12:57 PM
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1. I live in Ohio you stole the election. 2. You lied to get us into Iraq. 3. You ran away from the TANG to avoid you pee test 4. I live for the day (and it will come) when you and your buddies are held responsible for you actions. 5. Do you want to loose the S.S. protection and show me how tough you are ..... you no good little rich punk .... I will give you the first hit.
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Fri Oct-07-05 12:58 PM
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and turn my back to him for three minutes.
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Fri Oct-07-05 12:59 PM
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I would let him know I am well aware of the drilling obligations of Reservists and Guardsmen and that I know what desertion is and I know that he deserted his military unit to avoid a drug test despite the efforts of his political cronys including Harriet Miers to cover up and obfuscate his sitation and that when he dies he will be court martialed by a much higher power and will burn in hell for eternity for that one action alone even though there are so many reasons for him to burn in hell. I would congratulate him on being consistent. For the past 40 years he has let his fellow americans down regardless of the situation.
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Fri Oct-07-05 05:08 PM
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31. I want to be a fly on the wall if this happens! Good job Bosshog. n/t |
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Sat Oct-08-05 04:26 AM
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43. Even Though I Can't, I Nominate BOSSHOG's Post For Greatest Page! |
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You crammed so much in so little space! How did you do that??? Amazing post!:patriot:
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Fri Oct-07-05 01:03 PM
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George...may I call you George?
you know and I know what you've been up to. You can fool the blinded loyalists and you can catapault the propaganda to the mind-numbed masses, but you and me, there is no mumbo jumbo between us. I see you. I know you for what you are, and I know what you have done. Even if I cannot prove it, I KNOW it. And let me tell you, God does indeed have a message for you. He asked me to deliver.
Mene, Mene, Tekel, Upharsin
you have been weighed and measured and found lacking. Your kingdom will be divided.
And oh, George? God is not mocked: whatsoever a man sows, that shall he also reap.
I've requested a front-row seat on judgement to see you receive your just punishment (if not before). I think you will be unpleasantly surprised. God IS talking to you George, but your receiver is whack.
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Fri Oct-07-05 01:11 PM
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13. "How do you sleep with your head so far up your ass?" |
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Fri Oct-07-05 01:19 PM
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14. "Sorry George, something important came up. I have to cancel our meeting." |
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My dog is due for his flea bath.
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Fri Oct-07-05 01:24 PM
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you are getting sleepy....very sleepy
but the secret service probably wouldn't like that.
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Fri Oct-07-05 01:34 PM
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16. I think I would rather stick needles into my eyeballs.... |
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between hearing his teeth grind as he chews his cud with that jaw thing, dealing with the likely zoo cage aroma (with all of the sweating he is doing lately) - and don't forget the annoying feedback from the Rovelator earpiece - it would be an unpleasant three minutes! Then again, three minutes is the duration of having your temp taken through in the back door. Perhaps they are not so different!
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Fri Oct-07-05 01:39 PM
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17. I'd have to get him in his psyche. |
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"So, Mr. President, how many times did you sleep with Jeff Gannon?"
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Fri Oct-07-05 01:40 PM
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18. I would tell him that he is the most despised man on the planet. |
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And ask him if that made him proud?
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Fri Oct-07-05 03:04 PM
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19. That is a really tough question.... |
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I might ask questions... But I don't know what I would ask, because I don't honestly believe I would get an honest and complete answer.
I might make some statement... But I really don't think I could make a dent in his willful ignorance.
I might offer him a pretzle... But even if he took it and choked on it, that would not undo the past five years.
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Fri Oct-07-05 03:07 PM
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Edited on Fri Oct-07-05 03:08 PM by lildreamer316
don't want to know what I would.............say. Too much to say.
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Fri Oct-07-05 03:35 PM
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21. are you a believer in Peak Oil? |
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because you sure act like it.
do you think that the american public is too dumb to hear the truth about our energy use? that iraq is neccessary to conquer the oil we need if we want to keep our fake economy creaking along?
you know global warming is real, do you shine it on because of the same reason, that you don't think the american public can handle reality?
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Fri Oct-07-05 04:08 PM
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I'd spend 2 minutes and 59 seconds winding up for one giant
FUCKYOUFORRUININGOURCOUNTRYGETTHEFUCKOUTOFOURHOUSENOW!!!!!!!!!
:nuke:
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Fri Oct-07-05 04:10 PM
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23. Save my 3 minutes for something useful. |
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Fri Oct-07-05 04:11 PM
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24. Your father was a man. You're not. |
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.... just a little something to get that spittle thing goin' on his lips ......
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Fri Oct-07-05 04:18 PM
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25. If only you had been stooped from stealing the election in 2000 thousands |
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of people would still be alive because an illegal war would have never happened!
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Fri Oct-07-05 04:21 PM
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26. I'd call Cindy Sheehan, then hand him the phone. |
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She can have my three minutes. Posted by Bravo411 http://bravo411.blogspot.com
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Fri Oct-07-05 04:40 PM
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27. "Take off the US flag lapel pin. You don't deserve to wear it" (eom) |
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Fri Oct-07-05 04:53 PM
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28. I'd spit in his face. I don't think I'd be able to stop myself. |
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Fri Oct-07-05 04:57 PM
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29. I would ask him if he can get me Al Gore's autograph. n/t |
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Fri Oct-07-05 05:06 PM
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30. Come prepared with a power point slideshow. |
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Dead soldiers, dead Iraqis, dead people in New Orleans, that sort of thing.
Then say "Proud of yourself, asshole?" and walk away.
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Fri Oct-07-05 05:20 PM
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32. I'd spend my time trying to convince one of the Secret Service |
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guys to do the right thing for the country.
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Fri Oct-07-05 05:30 PM
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33. Mr. Bush, you talk about patriotic duty |
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all the time. I think you should shoulder your duty -- do our democracy a favor. Please resign.
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Fri Oct-07-05 08:35 PM
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34. "I'm doing shots! You want one?" |
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Fri Oct-07-05 09:18 PM
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35. I'd ask him if he wanted "one lump, or two?" |
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I betcha he'd flinch. He's a flincher if I've ever seen one.
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Sat Oct-08-05 12:17 AM
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37. There would be no talk. |
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Sat Oct-08-05 12:52 AM
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38. "What are YOU doing in President Kerry's office?" |
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Sat Oct-08-05 01:10 AM
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40. You look good in blue, wear nice shoes |
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and have a small tongue.
Nothing. Because it would be like talking to a chair.
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Sat Oct-08-05 01:42 AM
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41. "Your sister Robin would be ashamed of you." |
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She died young, and it supposedly affected him a lot. Possibly the last thing that did.
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Sat Oct-08-05 02:38 AM
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42. I'd kick him in the nuts repeatedly. |
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Sat Oct-08-05 04:52 AM
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44. I'd ask him to recite all the books he's ever read. |
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I don't know what I'd do with the other two minutes and fifty seconds.
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