Rove's Defense

[MsAnthropy]

from allhatnocattle.net


Rove's defense: author unknown

Karl didn't do anything wrong.

And even if he did, Valerie Plame wasn't a spy.

And even if she was, she wasn't undercover.

And even if she was, Wilson told everyone

And even if he didn't, everyone knew who she was anyway.

And even if they didn't, she had not done anything secret on the last 5 years.

And even if she did, outing her wasn't a crime

And even if it was, outing her did not ruin a 20 year CIA operation and their front company Brewster & Jennings

And even if it did, outing her did not endanger her and her family

And even if it did, outing her did not endanger otherCIA agents who worked for her

And even if it did, they deserved it because her CIA group was out to get Bush

And even if they weren't, Wilson lied.

And even if he didn't, it was trap concocted by Wilson's buddy Clinton and his wife Hillary to get at Bush

And even if it wasn't, Wilson was a partisan Democrat.

And even if he wasn't, his report wasn't important to anyone outside the Wilson household.

And even if it was, it was full of mistakes and grammar errors.

And even if it wasn't, everyone leaks intel like that in Congress.

And even if they don't, David Corn outed her first

And even if he didn't Novak never said her name

And even if he did he was never warned by the CIA not to do it

And even if he was Rove never said her name

And even if he did there is no proof

And even if there's proof, Rove only was only trying to prevent a mistake

And even if there was no mistake to prevent, Rove heard it from another reporter

And even if he didn't, he didn't know it was his job to prevent the leak

And even if he did, it's not like he signed a document saying he would never do it

And even if he did, it's not like Rove's boss promised to fire anyone involved

And even if he did, it's not like Bush signed a document saying he had to take corrective action

And even if he did, there is no proof someone from the WH blabbed

And even if there is proof, Judy Miller is not going to talk

And even if Judy talks, she was never working on a story about Wilson

And even if she was, there are no notes and the NYT denies it

And even if there are notes, Rove never mentioned any of this to anyone in the WH

And even if he did, no one will ever find the e-mail

And even if they find it, Rove had just forgotten about it

And even if he didn't forget, he lied to Bush and GW is innocent

And even if he isn't Democrats and Clinton are 'out to get Rove and Bush with lies and innuendo

And even if they are telling the truth... Hey look over there: See Miers? Letter from Al Qaeda? Avian Flu? Subway terror Alert

Valerie who? This is old news...

[tk2kewl]

1. that about sums it up i think

:D

[u2spirit]

2. Bravo

Simply brilliant.

[central scrutinizer]

3. where's the "blame the liberal media" line?

that old canard will still fly with freeperland

[On the Road]

4. It's Sounding More Like Watergate All the Time

A mixture of "you can't prove that any specific laws were broken," "I gave my enemies a sword," and "boys will be boys."

[tridim]

5. Not a joke.. That's the exact line of reasoning I've seen in every FR

thread on the subject so far.

[progressoid]

11. Exactly what I was thinking - & from most of the RW gasbags on the radio.

this deserve a couple more nominations

[Seansky]

6. nominated

[Debi]

7. I know those WMD's are around here somewhere

(Bush looking under desk....) :nuke:

[dretceterini]

32. I know where I would like to put those WMDs

Mr.Bush and company, please bend over and cough

[Nothing Without Hope]

8. This is great. I love AllHatNoCattle! Recommended with thanks n/t

[mattclearing]

9. Brilliant. This shows the problem exactly.

Bunch of excuse making, lying, goalpost-moving used car salesmen.

"Oh, really? Well even so, it's not like...oh, it is? Well, even so..."

[wryter2000]

10. Awesome!

I'm saving these to use against an idjit who posts rw forwards on my company bb. I can't wait to use this one.

:applause:

[pacalo]

12. Excellent! I can imagine the freepers busily making notations

from the list when they read this. The person who wrote it has a keen understanding of the effects of too much Kool-Aid.

[pacalo]

13. (Dupe)

[truthisfreedom]

14. zing!

snap!

[Burried News]

15. Chicago on the Potomac. He didn't do it and if he did it - she had

it coming.
From:
http://www.geocities.com/Broadway/Balcony/5705/Chicago.html

He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself to blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it

[MADem]

16. But what about the PREMIER EXCUSE OF ALL TIME????

"I vas only following ORDERS!!!"

[meow2u3]

17. Reads like a Dr. Seuss book for kids

All we need are illustrations and made-up words and we have a book :evilgrin:

[alcibiades_mystery]

18. Dead on perfect hilarious

I wonder if a freeper could read that and not recognize him or herself in it. Pitch perfect.

[cassiepriam]

19. Convinced me. Let bug boy go.

He has vats of arsenic waiting to be stirred.

[plusfiftyfive]

20. Marvelous

I love it!

[klyon]

21. that is pretty much the way remember it

lock him up

KL

[Generator]

22. Is this on the homepage yet?

It MUST be. They have no defense, they have no morals. All they have is semantics. Words words words in defense of the fact that they have no excuse-they are liars and traitors and thieves.

I saw the funniest most irony filled bumpersticker ever the other day:

Character matters, vote Republican. I laughed out loud.

Truth? Justice? Fair play? No FAIR GAME. (aka my favorite title for the tell all-"Fair Game-how the outing of a CIA agent brought down a presidency")

[RedEarth]

23. lol....that's great!!

[Cults4Bush]

24. Wow, this is the freeper log to a T on Plame. This should be spoken word

material. It reads like a poetry slam.

Awesome and a keeper. Good ammo to fire back at the lame ass forwards that are sure to start coming our way over the next few months.

[Psst_Im_Not_Here]

25. Brilliant!

:applause:

[cyberpj]

26. LOL! And suitable Daily Show material - you should send it! nt.

[UDenver20]

27. priceless... kick

[tuvor]

28. Beeee-rilliant. If you posted this on freerepublic

they'd probably use it for crib notes.

[Peace Patriot]

29. You made my day!

Har, har, har, har, har, har, har, har, har, har, har, har, har, har, har, har, har, har, har, har, har, har, har, har, har, har, har, har, har, har, har, har, har, har, har, har, har, har, har, har, har, har, har, har, har, har, har, har, har, har, har, har, har, har, har, har, har, har, har, har, har.....

[pattim]

30. Reminds me of the old joke:

"Hey, you never gave me my lawn mower back."

"First, I never borrowed it from you. Secondly, it was broken when you gave it to me. And thirdly, I gave it back right after I finished using it."

[Patiod]

31. Had a Freeper use about 10 of those excuses

I just laughed at him, and said he sounded like our boy Bill, arguing about the definition of "is" or "sex". I said I thought Republicans didn't like it when leaders under fire quibble about semantics.

The guy went batshit on me.

[msanthrope]

33. This is great--I wish someone had the time to add all the

appropriate links, and embed them. I have to go study....

[warrens]

34. genius

That's ol' Mr. Accountability down to the last crossed T.