Tweety wants to know how Bush can bring back his "SUNNY NOBILITY."

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

FUCK me! I know my ears HEARD it, but each ear is going "WTF?"

Tweety, what the hell is WRONG with you?

:grr:

[babylonsister]

1. Dang it, BEB. You type too fast! nt

[wtmusic]

2. Sometimes you just have to laugh

Tweety is in his own friggin' world. Must be getting very lonely.

[stopbush]

3. "When will this well-liked and very-popular president...

be well-liked and popular again?"

Tweetyspeak.

[Mad_Dem_X]

27. Whaaaaaat?

When has he been *either* of those things?

Tweety is delusional.

[WinkyDink]

4. Meaning?

Unless "nobility" means "anus-brain".

[joemurphy]

5. Restoring Bush's Sunny Nobility:

Mr. Andrew Card
The White House
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, N.W.
Washington, D.C.,

Re: “The Bleak Mood at the White House”

Dear Mr. Card:

I just got through reading a report by William Kristol, the editor of The Weekly Standard, which mentioned that due to all this talk about indictments the mood at the White House was “very bleak”. This saddens me. I am a long-time Republican voter and no one likes it when everyone around you is depressed and gloomy. Sometimes, though, things happen and people just sort of stop smiling. It bothers me that usually happy, upbeat guys like you, the President, Karl Rove and Dick Cheney are down in the dumps. That’s why I decided to write this letter.

Whenever I am unhappy or depressed, I usually go to the Slovenian National Home, which is located on the west side of Indianapolis and get involved in polka dancing. Polka is a sure way to lift the spirits and put a smile on people’s faces. So consider this suggestion: Get all of your depressed White House staffers into a circle in one of the ballrooms at the White House. Have them join hands. Then put on a little accordion music. And start to polka! I think you’ll find that once the polkas start everyone will be cheerful and happy again. As my Uncle Bela Toth always says: “You just can’t stay depressed when you polka!”

By the way, my favorite polka song is “Who Stole the Kishka?” It’s a song about someone stealing a big Polish sausage. They play it all the time at the Slovenian National Home. It goes like this:

Someone stole the kishka
Someone stole the kishka
Who stole the kishka,
from the butcher's shop?
Who stole the kishka?
Who stole the kishka?
Who stole the kishka?
Someone call the cops!

Fat and round and firmly packed
It was hanging on the rack
Someone stole the kishka
When I turned my back
Who stole the kishka?
Who stole the kishka?
Who stole the kishka?
Someone bring it back!

See! There’s just something about a good polka! So don’t let all those indictments get you and your staff down. Polka! I polka-ed my way through Watergate and it kept me happy and cheerful. I’ll bet it works for you too!

Anyway, good luck on those indictments! I’ll be pulling for you!

Sincerely,

Lazlo Toth

Voting for Republicans (both indicted and unindicted) since 1952!

(Inspired by Don Novello’s Lazlo Toth Letters)

[many a good man]

13. Zing Boom Terrara

There's a garden, what a garden
Only happy faces bloom there
And there's never any room
For a worry or a gloom
There's music, and there's dancing
And a lot of sweet romancing
When they play the polka
They all get in the swing
Everytime you hear that Oom-pah-pah
Everbody feels so tra-la-la-la
They only want to come back for one thing
They crowd around and sing trolly-olly-ay
And you hear that rumble on the floor
It's a big (HA HA HA HA) surprise you're waiting for
Then all at once everybody, everybody, forms a ring
(Spoken: Come on everybody get up and form a ring. That's
the way, everybody get up and form a big ring. That's the way.
Then all at once you form a ring. Everybody get up and form a
ring. Here's a tenth of everybody....)
For miles around, you'll hear them sing

Roll out the barrel, We'll have a barrel of fun
Roll out the barrel, we've got the blues on the run
Zing Boom Terrara
Join in a glass of good cheer
Now it's time to roll the barrel
For the gang's all here (Spoken: Take it away boys!)

[Inland]

6. Sunny nobility means, the attitude that he doesn't have to give a shit.

Nothing but roses and happy cheers, and all complainers marginalized.

What does he have to do.

Another nine eleven will do it.

Feeling redalerty these days.

[Generator]

10. Yep

Also know as blithe ignorance to the cares of anyone else. Aka his ability to be happy cause he's the king, darn it, and you don't mess with the king. Nobility is for kings. Bush thinks he's one and apparently so does Matthews.

[Inland]

24. So....why would anyone MISS that attitude?

You hit it on the head...Matthews misses the fascist cult of personality, just like Bush.

[spuddonna]

7. Possibly with an oxycontin suppository and positive affirmations?

sunny nobility...:wtf:

[Jacobin]

8. Ah, yes. Lord Bush is having a bit of a problem

and his loyal vassel Matthews would like for his royal highness to grin his monkey grin, sunnily, as it were.

You just can't make up how utterly baaaaad american media has become

[Arkana]

9. How exactly do you regain something

that you never had in the first place?

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

14. I think the late, great Muddy Waters put it best:

"Can't spend what you ain't got,
Can't lose what you never had..."

:patriot:

[truthisfreedom]

11. i fail to see how "what me worry" translates to "sunny nobility."

it's more like ignorant bliss.

[Phoebe Loosinhouse]

12. What bizarre phraseology, but parse it along with me

Sunny Nobility?!

Son to Nobility. Reinforcing the idea of a Bush (think Tudor) line of inheritance. Bush I to Bush II to Jeb to assorted nephews, etc.
Kind of our own Kim Il Jong. "Sunny Nobility" is the f!@#$%est weirdest phrase I have ever heard any media person use in conjunction with this appointed nitwit. Scary.

[WCGreen]

15. No one watches this guy....

If a pundit pontificates and no one listens,
does that make that pundit a pontificator
or a verbal masterbator....

[sepia_steel]

16. OOOOOOOOOO gross. nt

[peekaloo]

17. Huh? Bu$h has a son out of wedlock named Nobility?

:dunce:

Poor Tweets, not even Viagra will bring back that "special warmth" his Bu$h once provided. }(

[deadparrot]

18. It never existed, but resigning would go a long way towards

almost making me reconsider it. But only almost. :)

[MazeRat7]

19. He was punking us right ? "Sunny Nobility" ? are you sure he didn't say..

"None-ey Ability" ?... *grin

MZr7

[Lexingtonian]

20. Being drunk is called "sunny nobility"?

Hadn't heard that one before. But it's hard to keep up with the slang and euphemisms these days. I feel like such a fogey.

[NCarolinawoman]

21. So he longs for the days when the Prince-of-Chimps pranced on the deck?

[grasswire]

22. I hooted so hard I scared the neighbors...

...when I heard him utter this nonsense. He must be channeling Peggy Noonan.

Sunny nobility. Puke. Just puke.

[bunny planet]

23. Say what? When the hell did Jr. ever have anything noble going on?

[Elidor]

25. Tweety's show is the longest-running public audition for a job with Bush

I've ever seen.

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

26. Sunni Nobility? As in the Saudi Royal Family?

I'm sure the Sunni Nobility can be brought back to the Crawford Ranch when the bluebonnets bloom again and the Prince finds himself in the mood for some hot monkey love.

[RumpusCat]

32. Ooh, best interpretation yet! eom

[MidnightWind]

28. Wait--it gets worse. He just gave an interview to the Philly

Inquirer where he praises Faux News.
http://www.philly.com/mld/inquirer/news/magazine/daily/12988511.htm

"The Big 3 evening newscasts could learn a lot from Fox News Channel's daytime news shows, says Chris Matthews, of blood rival MSNBC. Top-rated FNC's lineup "has a nice zest to it. You can almost hear the old news ticker. There's a sense of immediacy and significance when they present the news. I think they do it very well."

So I guess this MSNBC gig is just his on-air audition for Faux.

[BikeWriter]

29. Uh, bring thousands of corpses back to life?

[TheDonkey]

30. Tweety is so odd about Bush. I wish he'd just propose to him already

It's very obvious he has a HUGE crush on Bush and only sometimes gets mad when his Bushie is acting bad.

[opihimoimoi]

31. BUSH IZ TOAST...They better GET OVER IT

Nothing he can do will fix it...too little too late and he chose Brown for the Fema thing only to be revealed pure undiluted INCOMPETENCE and an UNCARING ATTITUDE to boot. This is what Peeps saw unfold....there is nothing Bush can do, he is fucked

"Brownie, ya did a heck of a job"

That said it all....should be the Dems bumper stkr for the 06 campaign...

[bluedawg12]

33. tweety has been infatuated w/chimp since the flight suit

incident on the air craft carrier- I heard it too and wondered if he had lost the last of his f*cking tweety marbles.

[laureloak]

34. Funny, I saw it as swagger and arrogance. n/t