How DARE Reid Close The Senate When SHARKS Are Ready To Attack!

[stopbush]

It's true! Sharks swim in the oceans, encircling our beloved country in their web of death and terraist destruction. Yet, now, at this CROSSROADS, Harry Reid plays politics with the lives of ALL AMERICANS by taking the focus off the shark attacks that are sure to happen in the next...decade...or so.

And what of Natalie Holloway who was probably EATEN by sharks? Do you see Mr Obstructionist looking out for her welfare (deceased though it may be)?

At a time when tax cuts for the rich could lead to them buying bigger boats to better run over the sharks and - thereby - help to keep ALL Americans safe, Reid decides it's time to bring up old news about WWII...or something.

Shameful. Just shameful.

[Skidmore]

1. And there's those Asian ducks trying to sneeze on us.

[NNadir]

2. If you think the sharks are bad, what about the birds?

[ticapnews]

3. Quack, quack quack quack, quack! Quack quack quack....quack quack quack!

Oh $hit, the avian flu is spreading...