hey, do your best Rummy impression......

[Wetzelbill]

this is my go at it:

Am I glad Scooter has been indicted? No, why should I be.

Is Iraq going badly? Well, golly, that depends on what you mean by "badly?"

Should Bush start drinking again? Sometimes, you have unknowns, and it's unknown which unknown is known by the President here, so I don't know.

Gosh, I don't know if Dick Cheney is crazy. It's difficult to answer that, maybe if we had better targets. I think we're doing the best that we can to find out. Free people sometimes become crazy, I just think Dick Cheney is showing he loves his freedom.

[snowbear]

1. Rumsfelds reply to Americans concerned about the mounting death toll:

[Wetzelbill]

2. hahaha

so larissa, how've you been?

[snowbear]

7. Cold !!

Send some of that warm desert heat up here, will ya? :hug:

[knowbody0]

3. i just gotta say hey to you Wetzebill

still got your sense of humor i see

[Wetzelbill]

5. hey, acting like a clown has gotten me this far so....

why stop now? :)

Hey right back at ya.

[knowbody0]

9. it's hella kool to know you're still around

:) :) :)

[SeattleGirl]

4. "Mr. Rumsfeld, what do you say now that no WMD's have been found?"

Well, now (waving hands), we don't know that are are no WMD's, (flicking wrists), so it doesn't matter if they haven't been found (twirling hands), unless of course it does matter, in which case we would have been wrong, (waving hands like orchestra conductor), unless of course we weren't, in which case (stabbing hands in air), then we would be right (final fourish of hands).

How'd I do?

[Wetzelbill]

6. hey not too bad

I used to live in Seattle. Wouldn't mind going back.

I must say, nice use of the Rummy hand movements, kudos. :)

[SeattleGirl]

8. Why thank you!

:blush:


I really like Seattle.

[dchill]

10. Do I own stock in the company that makes Tamiflu?

You bet I do. Do I call that "fuck you money"? You bet!

[Wetzelbill]

12. oh that is too good

we in the industry would call that a knee slapper. Just what industry I am talking about is not clear even to me. :)

[dchill]

14. Thanks. I amuse myself sometimes...

[janedoe]

11. You go to court with the best defense you have,

not the defense you wish you had. So, you get convicted. That's life. :nopity:

[Wetzelbill]

13. lol

another good one. Good ol' creative DUers. I love you all. :)

[janedoe]

15. Thanks! :-)

[applegrove]

16. Are you not "assuming" that we would need to do a Rummy impression?

I think we should look at those assumptions. And pare it down.

Perhaps we don't need that many words to carry the attempt to get to the answer to the question.

Try and go for the same result with half the words. And no silent letters (since they are french) or any letter that come to us from the international community.

[SeattleGirl]

17. Bwahahahaha!

Priceless!

[Wetzelbill]

18. nicely done!

great reference to the French. How about an "Old Europe" one just for old times sake? :)

[applegrove]

19. We are left with the letter "Zee". That will do the whole job! n/t

[applegrove]

20. Darn - I should have used "old Europe". That would have been

perfect!