Tucker Carlson has NEVER been right about anything !!!

[snowbear]

---------EVER!

..."Hey fuckwad, come here and tell me I'm not strong on Defense to my face"

(4 star General Wesley Clark - Democrat)

..."Mr. Carlson, can you remind me what unit you served in?

(Max Cleland - Democrat)


..."Tucker Carlson? .. nope, can't say we recall seeing him here"
(Senator John Kerry - Democrat)


..."Tucker, let me know when you're coming to Pennyslvania so I can kick your ass"
(Chris Carney - Democrat)


..."And I'll be there to help Chris kick it!"
(Patrick Murphy - Democrat)


..."Tucker, ever flown one of these?"
(Jeff Latas - Democrat)


..."I wonder if Tucker has ever received a military commendation?"
(John Laesch on right - Democrat)


..."Tucker Carlson? .. Don't tell me people on DU believe what that ass-wipe says!??!"
(Paul Hackett - Democrat)

...and the list goes on, and on, and on, and... (and DU'ers should know that!)

It's too bad Hillary Clinton gave him a chocolate shoe to eat instead of a real one when he was WRONG about her book too..


If Democrats are weak on Defense.. then Bush wasn't a CHEERLEADER in college.. http://eliteleague.co.uk/forum/images/smilies/lol!.gif

[AX10]

1. The Republican Party is the CULT in which all chickenhawks...

join so that they can demonize those who actually served.

[NanceGreggs]

2. Excellent Post!!!!

Thanks! :yourock:

[DinahMoeHum]

3. Try to get the March 2004 issue of Esquire magazine. . .

BowTie Tucker did the story about mercenaries in Iraq. There is a picture of him posing with 2 of those guys. Even in mercenary combat garb, he looks like a candy-ass sissy.

:evilgrin:

[Warpy]

4. Sorry, I have to give the little weasel his due

and he did a very good in depth program on the obesity "epidemic" when he had that short lived, "just for balance" news show on PBS.

He's got to lose that bow tie, though, until he turns at least 60. It's an affectation that can be forgiven a kid in his 20s. It looks stupid now.

[Divine Discontent]

5. funny!

the whole original post is just funny! love it. and love the 20's 60's comment. ha...

[spooky3]

10. good advice--and please extend it to these two

the chancellor of Vanderbilt U. and

http://www.vanderbilt.edu/News/news/feb00/nr7.html

the mayor of Washington, DC.

http://www.cr.nps.gov/nr/travel/wash/mayor.htm

[readmylips]

6. Tucker is right about something....

He is also a born fortunate son, rich, powerful lobbying lawyer dad and mom, just like little bush.

[0007]

7. Tell me more about this little prick. I know absolutely nothing

about him.

He looks way to young to know anything that would mount to much.

[skiddlybop]

8. AND BY THE WAY

He is a college dropout. So not only is he a chicken hawk, but he doesn't even have a degree in ANYTHING that would indicate he's anyting but an

ASSLICKER

who's licked ass to get the air time he's gotten.

LITTLE TUCKER CARLSON...no military service, no higher education, only ASSLICKING...

Now you know why KENNETH TOMLINSON gave him money for the LOWEST RATED PBS SHOW IN HISTORY before MSNBC was fooled into picking him up because he claimed he'd draw in guests like JON STEWART!!!

[snowbear]

9. Right on Skiddlybop!

Way to bitch slap the "Mother Tucker"!



Jon Stewart would be proud!

[bvar22]

11. Tucker Carlson?

[Humor_In_Cuneiform]

12. Further back, we had JF Kennedy, George McGovern as well.

Didn't Gore serve as well?

Dwight Eisenhower, the most notable Republican politician with military experience in a big way, gave us the warning to Beware the Military Industrial Complex.

Lincoln and Ike would be Democrats if they were around now, I'm convinced.

[Humor_In_Cuneiform]

13. To be fair, Tucker could care less when he is wrong.

From my Crossfire watching days, which were limited, I recall that he would say the most insanely outrageous and patently untrue things.

[nicknameless]

14. Ha! Great quotes and pics!

Is that really the little shrub from his cheer-leading days? Too funny!

:D

[ucmike]

15. he's a worthless piece of crap but he gives rachel maddow airtime

at least he used to. i've seen her a few times while flipping around. aside from that, there's nothing redeeming.

[hobbywizard]

16. It's a clip on, too.

First, props: Hi-larious post, larissa!:rofl:

But I must admit something: Tucker Carlson fascinates me. Not enough to make any effort to tune in whatever short-lived program he is smarming to death. But if I happen to catch a glimpse of his self-satisfied mug while flipping around, I'll stop for a few moments.

Tucker Carlson is a D-grade conservative commentator. I can't say he's ever wrong about anything, because when you really listen to him, you realize he has nothing to say. His schtick is to emulate Buckley and just assume the position of a superior intellect.

He has no business on television or in any sort of media. He has no ideas and is a poor apologist for the conservative agenda. Every time he gets another chance - another cable show - I just shake my head in wonder. The guy is like the common cold; the only thing you can credit him for is his gumption for weasling himself into the system and his persistence in hanging on like a barnacle to his cushy gig as boy conservative.

Final note: Look closely next time you see him - Tucker has got that Martha Stewart, hide-the-bulk mojo working. He's a big boy, that Tucker Carlson. Tuckeroo, maybe you should say "no" to seconds, EVEN if the fois grois *is* sublime!

[hobbywizard]

17. It's a clip on, too.

Whoops, double post. Tucker doesn't deserve this attention!

[No Exit]

18. Republicans: The Anti-Veteran Party

Chickenhawks hate veterans. It's a guilt thing. College drop-outs don't hate college grads, but in a case like Fucker's, they are likely to attribute false intellectual prowess to those who did get the diploma. I'm sure Fucker thinks Chimpy is a real smart guy for buying getting those diplomas.