Help Bushie - name his occupation when he's tossed out.

[FormerRepublican]

Crash test dummie? Alcohol tester? Straight jacket model?

What job should Bush hold when he is FINALLY canned?

[stray cat]

1. Has he ever held onto a job without his daddies name?

He will speak to his base but for all practical purposes he is only capable of unemployment.

[lady raven]

2. barstool decoration

[shenmue]

3. That guy at the mini-golf center who hands you the score card and pencil

:dunce:

[Canuckistanian]

4. AA Poster Boy

"Don't let this happen to you"

[HysteryDiagnosis]

5. Channeler of spirits that claim to be god. nt.

[onecent]

6. Maybe he could drive a 'Bush""Busch" BEER truck. n/t

[adigal]

7. Cow ejaculator

He has lots of practice already, according to Laura.

[Aviation Pro]

8. Federal Prisoner Number 28C-09436

EOM

[begin_within]

9. Here's how I envision him...

[ellenfl]

11. you stole my answer! walmart greeter eom

[bluedeminredstate]

10. Store security that nabs shoplifters.

Since he likes looking for t'rrists, but can't find them, this would fufill his inner superhero complex.
I'd hate to be the lady that nicked a lipstick in his store...
He'd make Shock and Awe a daily ritual.

[phaseolus]

12. "Professional Investor". "Public Speaker".

There will be a buck to be made speaking to ladies' church groups here and there for a few years. His dad's 81, and not to be morbid or anything, but George W. stands to inherit a share of a HUGE fortune sometime in the next ten years. A windfall that he doesn't want to pay any taxes on. I expect there will be a bunch of 'sure thing' investment opportunities dropping into his lap, and his fortune will grow, but not through any hard work or talent of his own. I imagine this future is a big motivating factor in his drive to lower capital gains taxes...

[TomInTib]

13. Laundry sorter at Leavenworth

[yourout]

14. Street sweeper in Iraq wearing an orange jumpsuit.....

with a big ass "Kick Me" sign on the back.

He made the mess let him clean it up.

[Gemini Cat]

16. LOL I like that! nt

[Warpy]

15. Inmate

Prison or looney bin, who cares?

[MiniMe]

29. That was my first thought. nt

[baldguy]

17. Walmart greeter

If he's lucky

[grasswire]

18. armadillo herder

It was always his destiny.

[BlueIris]

19. Same as (ever) before: someone's useless puppet.

'S gonna be great.

[Doctor_J]

20. Town drunk

He'll have the keys to the jail, like Otis did.

[SONUVABUSH]

21. working in

a 7-11

[SONUVABUSH]

22. or maybe

working in a pepper factory picking out fly turds....

[SONUVABUSH]

23. but seriously...

The mf'er never worked a day in his life....why start now?

[Vidar]

24. The Fugitive.

[chicagiana]

25. Exiled ...

Exiled to Saudia Arabia !!!

[kster]

26. Not one day in prison

for him, make him finish his military obligation, immediately, After he is tossed , then make him do speeches to the Republican Chickenhawks on why war is not good. LET HIM FEEL FEAR like our Guys and Girls in Iraq feel.

[thecai]

27. Bubba's Wife...

...when he goes to prison.
Oh, nevermind, the Bushies are above the law.

[pbartch]

28. HE CAN BE A GARBAGE COLLECTOR. He isn't qualified for any other job.

[bigbrother05]

30. Village Idiot

[salin]

31. modeling for dartboards

bush photos as targets - double bonus for the area where he plucks his unibrow, fifty points for his smirk... would be a top seller for bars and pubs across the country.

[sellitman]

32. Death Row Inmate # ........

:nopity:

[MN ChimpH8R]

33. A Principal of the Carlyle Group

if he gets his wish. Making big rocks into little rocks in the prison yard if we get ours.

[McLuhan]

34. Brush cleaner!