With the first warrantless tap, Bush kicked a tiny pebble down a hill

[Phoebe Loosinhouse]

He kicked the pebble because his lawyers Snyco & Phants, LLP, who were out walking with him that particular day ,told him to - "George, go ahead, I know the sign says not to kick pebbles, but hey, you're the President, who's gonna stop you from kicking pebbles down this hill if you really feel like it? In fact, why don't you just go ahead and kick this pebble down the hill to show those sons of bitches that you'll decide which pebbles get kicked and when they'll get kicked."

Now, suppose that there did happen to be a giant sign right there that said "Do NOT kick pebbles! This means you! Even if you are a President!" Fine print - "But, if you decide that you just have to kick a pebble anyway, you can still get a permit from the ranger station up to three days after you have kicked the pebble. After that, you are subject to all fines, consequences, etc. that the law allows."

Bush just had to kick that pebble. One pebble collected another and another until suddenly it was a gigantic avalanche that roared down the mountainside and ironically destroyed the little cottage Bush had built at the base of the mountain. Cottages built in the pathway of the avalanche by Cheney, Rice, Gonzales, and Rumsfeld were also unfortunately, wiped out.

Because Bush missed the 72 hour report time, his insurance did not pay off. After being identified as a habitual scofflaw, he was evicted from the other house he occupied at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.

[5X]

1. Now that is a good bedtime story. n/t

[Phoebe Loosinhouse]

3. I hope so. Now drink some warm milk and doze off and let visions

of impeachment dance through your head.

[NanceGreggs]

2. Truly excellent!

Congratulations on a 'tale' well told!

:applause:

[Phoebe Loosinhouse]

4. Thank you.

:blush:

Everything I learned about human nature I learned from Aesops Fables.