From the Hotline blog: Biden. Verb. TO.....

[Gloria]

http://hotlineblog.nationaljournal.com/archives/2005/12/biden_verb_to.html

December 20, 2005
Biden. Verb. To...

Last week, Hotline's Last Call! asked readers to submit definitions of the word "Biden."

The best responses (of all parts of speech):

Your definitions of "biden" took on all parts of speech and were hilarious. Among them: "Shifty like a dog who might deal drugs"; "Squinty from overexposure to klieg lights"; "Excessively tanned"; "Out of place as it relates to suits and them being worn by men from Delaware"; "Gummy"; "Shiny, brilliant as it relates to teeth. Also see 'vain chompers'"; "A state of perpetual Sunday TV presence. See also 'televangelist' and 'Greg Gumbel'"; "To accept a televised interview with little or no hesitancy"; "The condition of a tuft of hair grown long on the front edge of the scalp to create the misleading appearance of additional hair. Also described as 'schum'"; "Never-going-to-be-president"; "Electable"; "Vice-Presidential"; "To biden is to talk at length after saying 'in conclusion'"; "To bloviate"; "Needing constant affirmation of one's beauty, importance, or relevance, gaining such affirmation through televised ubiquity characterized by occasionally bizarre statements. e.g. Administrators were wary after the biden high school senior sent valentines to every girl in his class."; "Ceaselessly preening, as in: 'Jerry Rice was almost catlike on the field, so biden in his care for his accoutrements"; "Delawarish"; "Not quite concise or succinct, perhaps rambling or tedious, dare we say interminable or not really to the point, or even using a plethora or greater number of words when just a few might actually suffice"; "Officious, or as plagiarized from Roget's Thesaurus, self-important"; "Longwinded but brief, well-coiffed but balding"; "Slickly portentious"; "Balding beautifully"; and, "Blabby."

Posted at 03:55 PM

[Canuckistanian]

1. LOL, "state of perpetual Sunday TV presence"

"to talk at length after saying 'in conclusion'

Hahahahah, priceless...

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Drum]

2. LOL! That's a riot! thx! nt