Tonite's Blue Plate Special at the Cannibal Inn - "Where we eat our young"

[TheCowsCameHome]

Your choice, Half-baked or slow-roasted Republican pigs sauteed in their own broth with red whine.

Here at the Cannibal Inn your meal will be served without DeLay.

Our apologies for the limited menu -- all the chickens have run away.

Child portions available for small fry and Freepers.



May I take your order?

[LiberalEsto]

1. Bush Toast

with a side of pretzels, please

[ClayZ]

2. Roasting Time, fast would be ok....no?

[ncrainbowgrrl]

3. slow roasted for me please- with a side of freedom fries.

:hi:

[BurgherHoldtheLies]

4. I'll take fried "Hart" with "Santorum" sauce

:puke:

[MazeRat7]

5. No.. I'll have the roasted "Dick" in a "Cheney" sauce... *grin

[Nitrogenica]

6. How about some torture, then a Chicken Dish.

http://www.crooksandliars.com/2005/06/13.html (scroll down a tad)

[welshTerrier2]

7. oooh, i'm hungry ...

i'd like to start my meal with a cocktail, please ... i think i'll go with a Rumsfeld and coke ...

then, for my Frist course, i think i'll have the catfish appetizers ...

for my entree, i think i'll just go with your indictment buffet ... there's so much to choose from ...

and after dinner, perhaps a nice single malt scotch aged 10 to 20 years (with good behavior) ...

[NanceGreggs]

8. I'd like to start with a salad ...

... the Huge Karen Salad -- but please hold the ignorance and the sanctimony.

Can I have a side order of Lieberman? Just check with the chef as to which 'side' he's on today, and get back to me.

Do you have a kosher menu? I'm kind of pinin' for something from the Abramoff UNorthodox column ...

I've heard nothing but raves about the 'Babs' Bush FEMA Casserole -- it leaves a bitter after-taste, but I understand it makes you feel a lot better off, if you're on a STRICT budget!

For dessert, I'll have the 'Bad Apple Tort(ure) Pie. I've been told it's made of four different kinds of apples - Cheney, Rumsfeld, Gonzales and -- oh, no, wait! Change that to an order of Condi Rice Pudding, served in a Ferragamo shoe!

For my main course, I have a question about the Braised Bush -- do you allow substitutions?

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

9. Thank you. I'd like

some Cornyn on the cob with a side of Colemanslaw.

[Pithy Cherub]

10. The Baked Alaskan Stevens with spicy Hash Hasterts

and Scalloped Schmidts with a Flat Santorum Soufle followed by Cheney Shiskabobs would be wonderful. Wash it all down with effervescent McCain McChampagne.

The palate cleansing DU :popcorn: to finish!