PretzelWarrior
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Thu Jan-12-06 09:46 PM
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Jesus spoke with his father. He said he had his own kingdom and didn't owe Caesar any allegiance.
Bush said, "what international laws"?
Bush said, "what treaty? Anti Ballistic Missile treaty? Fuck that. Kyoto protocol? buncha enviro-pussies. International law? heh heh. better consult my loyur. Constitution? written by a bunch of fags with wigs."
So....since no law on earth can touch him, Bush is clearly God. The Old Testament God. God on meth.
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SushiFan
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Thu Jan-12-06 09:58 PM
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1. Went from King to God in record time! Took Jesus 33 years! --nt |
Jeffersons Ghost
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Thu Jan-12-06 10:05 PM
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time out... I'm a MAJOR LEAGUE history of religion buff and I'm calling an off-sides penalty... you can't go from tyrant to GOD in this short a time... "OFF SIDES" and it's aggravated, so it's a full 15 yards!
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Thu Jan-12-06 10:16 PM
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4. Don't tell me, tell GWButtface........... :) --nt |
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Thu Jan-12-06 10:06 PM
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3. Do Bush and Pat Talk To God On Conference Call?? |
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Thu Jan-12-06 10:20 PM
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God quit speaking to both of them, long ago... Can't you tell?
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