How long would it have taken * to give Gore's speech?

[Sperk]

ahhhhhhh, when the ahhhhhhhhh, president breaks uuummmmmmm the law, "for example", ahhhhhhhhh it endangers ummmmmmmmmmmmmm....
we can't be fooled again.


wtf, HOW did this country ever tolerate such a dolt?!?!?!?!?

[Roland99]

1. 3 days, 12 hours, 48 minutes.

[CrazyOrangeCat]

2. too many big words . . . he'd never have made it n/t

[hippiechick]

12. Exactly !

Georgie would have given up about 2 minutes in and left the stage in a huff.

[benny05]

13. Let's pick a few that W would have had to practice for a month

constitutional- used 15 times in variation
constraint
vigilant
beguiled
minced
disrespect
humiliated
autocratic
regimes
senselessness
genocide
impasses
constellation
reformation
habeas corpus
generative
assertion
thrall
obliterated
Coalition
recapitulated
feudalism
annihilate
whistleblower
conglomerates
vitality

my favorites: Uzbekistan
obfuscating (that would have taken a month next to Uzbekistan)
arrogations
accretion--I confess I hadn't seen this in quite a while
dross--likewise with accretion
audacious
encroachment

[CrazyOrangeCat]

17. Uzbekistan would've definitely sent him and his coke jaw packing

Too funny!

[Horse with no Name]

3. And don't forget the obligatory insertions

of 911 and terra terra terra.

[oldtime dfl_er]

4. depends on who's feeding it to him

through that earpiece.

[shaniqua6392]

5. For Christmas my hubby bought me one of those Bushism calenders!

I could not believe it. A whole years worth of idiotic statements that are recorded and dated. Good Lord have mercy.

[Pirate Smile]

6. Bush's words of wisdom today:

""I would strongly recommend our fellow citizens come to this house of archives -- a house that archives a lot of our important documents."

-- President Bush, in remarks before heading to the National Archives to view the Emancipation Proclamation, in celebration of Martin Luther King Jr.'s birthday.

http://politicalwire.com/archives/2006/01/16/quote_of_the_day.html

[Sperk]

9. chimpy always sounds like he's repeating a newly learned definition

He probably is.

[Flying Dream Blues]

15. And the lacerates ran down his cheeks. aaaaaaaagggghhh

[NativeTexan]

7. There are NO words in Gore's speech.....

.....that the Republicans believe EXIST, much less understand!

[TheCowsCameHome]

8. Two weeks, maybe more, depending on # of smirk-ops

He'd be lucky to get past the first paragraph...........

[w8liftinglady]

10. i thought the same thing

bush never could have made that speech.never.

[xiamiam]

11. not possible in this lifetime...imo..nt

[Flying Dream Blues]

14. OH God that's funny to think about!! Thanks for the laugh!

In times like these, humor is essential. :)

[eppur_se_muova]

16. You mean OUT LOUD ? Are you SERIOUS ? nt